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THEY KILL FOR LULZ
Jul. 27th, 2007 05:10 pmOnce again my local FOX affiliate takes on the big issues. In this case, the shadowy, malevolent hacker underground group that will do anything for LULZ: spoilers, gay porn, myspace hacking, and blowing up the same car over and over. Phil Shuman, you've once again raised the bar for satire.
Time? your Waste how know to to Wan't
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:40 amComedy gold this morning as my old post about myspace and ultralounges attracted the attention of a clubspammer/webspammer, who had this to say.
¿Quien es mas macho: happy, o screamo?
Mar. 25th, 2007 11:58 amAnd this just in via myspace:
Something about this kind of appeal from a foreign country makes it appealing and not annoying. If this had been in English I would have said "Feh!" but coming from earnest foreigners it makes me want to buy them a beer. Rock on, Punkemo.
hi guys, im not speak english very well, but a like your music, please give you track. byeI especially like the .mx.kz which suggests some kind of Spanish-language Borat.
Hey!!!!!! Te gusta el rock punk, emo, screamo, happy punk y el pop punk en espanol y en ingles, y ademas te laten las nuevas propuestas y los grupos ya consolidados. Si estas cansado de que pasen puro pinche daddy caca y caca Omar por la radio. Pues entonces escucha "PUNKEMO" un programa fresco y con el toque casero. Los sabados de 18:00 a 19:30 hora de Mexico, 19:00 a 20:30 hora de Colombia, 20:00 a 21:30 hora de Venezuela y republica dominicana, 21:00 a 22:30 hora de chile y 1:00 a 2:30 AM hora de Espana. Apoya la buena musica y conoce grupos de Norteamerica, America latina y Espana. Si tienes una banda de happy, emo, screamo, rock punk o pop punk y desean que pasemos su sencillo y los demos a conocer en la seccion "RECOMENDACIONES" solo envia un correo al my space de "PUNKEMO" y solicitanos la informacion necesaria para que puedan aparecer en la seccion y pongamos su sencillo en rotacion. Cualquier queja o comentario en www.myspace.com/punkemorcj y en punkemo_radiocuevadeljaguar@hotmail.com. Y recuerda di no....AL PINCHE REGGAETON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Escuchanos en www.radiocuevadeljaguar.mx.kz
Something about this kind of appeal from a foreign country makes it appealing and not annoying. If this had been in English I would have said "Feh!" but coming from earnest foreigners it makes me want to buy them a beer. Rock on, Punkemo.
Open Letter: Punk Rock
Mar. 19th, 2007 10:45 amI got a myspace friend request from a band called "Hey Stroker" ( http://www.myspace.com/heystrokeroc ). Here's what they have to say about themselves:
In sum, punk rock is about liberation from you. Dump your privilege and your expensive guitars, stop imitating, and start over. You're still young and you have a chance at the real thing.
Punk rock saved my life. Don't shit all over it for five bucks when you don't even know what it is.
Hey everyone you probably haven't heard of us yet but we're Hey Stroker a melodic, punk-rock from Mission Viejo, CA in Orange County. Some people say we're sort of like the Beach Boys playing intriguing pop-punk. We combine screaming guitar leads with punchy bass lines, pounding drum beats, and the well-crafted lyrical and vocal arrangements. Everyone says we sound like Blink 182 but, we don't. We have a high-octane, radio-friendly sound that's all our own so whoever says we are a Blink 182 rip-off, FUCK YOU! Activities we enjoy include partying, drinking beer, and surfing thats why most of our music is about chiks, beer, surfing, ex-girlfriends(aka hos), or various parts of the human body mainly pussy, tits, and ass.Okay. Guys? Punk rock may or may not be melodic, but it's not radio-friendly, nor is it about "chiks, beer, surfing..." etc. Punk rock lyrics are sometimes about beer and sex, or surfing, but that's not the point. Punk rock is liberation. When I say "liberation," I mean liberation from stupid money-grubbing capitalism, consumer culture, war, educational credentialism, smooth nice music, bourgeois sensibilities, bigotry, oppressive politics, official anything, corporate media, TV, suburban self-satisfied smugness, and unthinking racial and gender assumptions. Punk rock is D.I.Y. instead of buying or copying shit. Punk Rock is about being polite to the cop and flipping off the mayor, because the mayor is the problem and the cop is just a worker. Punk rock is about communicating everything above with hard, rough, unrefined and uneducated noise and having a fucking great time doing it and sharing it with everyone else.
In sum, punk rock is about liberation from you. Dump your privilege and your expensive guitars, stop imitating, and start over. You're still young and you have a chance at the real thing.
Punk rock saved my life. Don't shit all over it for five bucks when you don't even know what it is.
I've known Samy a long time, maybe eight years. He's a computer genius. At age 15 he was running the L.A. Perl Users Group. I got a conference room for him at my job and he ran the whole thing, even though his mom had to drop him off there. He finished high school early and got emancipated. At 16 or 17 he was living in his own apartment, making good money at a technology job. I didn't see him often, but it was always a pleasure. Unlike a few other computer geniuses I've known, he was personable and sociable, even charming. And Samy is an idea factory. He would pop up, say hi, and show me something he'd done. It was almost always a "holy shit" moment of surprise and admiration for me. More than once he'd figured something out that was potentially Very Big, but he never sold his hacks and to my knowledge he never did any harm.
In October, 2005 someone gave me a link to Samy's website. On that page, a surprised and a bit frightened Samy recounted his adventures with Myspace. With his usual flair for amusing and instructive hacks, Samy had created a software worm that caused anyone who visited his myspace to have "Samy is my hero" put in their profile. And anyone who viewed their site got the same thing. Exponential growth occurred. Five hours later a million profiles were infected. Six hours later Myspace.com was down.
At the time I was working for Myspace's parent company. We joked about the hero hack, and we figured they'd probably either fix the hole and hire him, or pretend it didn't happen.
They did neither of those things. They filed a civil suit, and pressed criminal charges. This week it was announced that Samy had pled out and been sentenced to three years probation, an undisclosed sum of "restitution" to myspace, and restrictions on his use of computers and the internet (employment purposes only) for an undisclosed period.
I think Samy got a raw deal. I'm sure that Myspace and the prosecutor turned the downtime into a cash figure from lost ad revenue, because in my experience the D.A.'s are not interested in computer "crimes" unless they involved large sums of money or national security. It's my opinion that Myspace needed a security success to offset their more lurid and frightening image as a haunt of murderers and sexual predators. Samy is neither. He's just a smart kid who made the classic Robert Tappan Morris worm mistake.
I hope they don't find a way to nail him during his probation.
In October, 2005 someone gave me a link to Samy's website. On that page, a surprised and a bit frightened Samy recounted his adventures with Myspace. With his usual flair for amusing and instructive hacks, Samy had created a software worm that caused anyone who visited his myspace to have "Samy is my hero" put in their profile. And anyone who viewed their site got the same thing. Exponential growth occurred. Five hours later a million profiles were infected. Six hours later Myspace.com was down.
At the time I was working for Myspace's parent company. We joked about the hero hack, and we figured they'd probably either fix the hole and hire him, or pretend it didn't happen.
They did neither of those things. They filed a civil suit, and pressed criminal charges. This week it was announced that Samy had pled out and been sentenced to three years probation, an undisclosed sum of "restitution" to myspace, and restrictions on his use of computers and the internet (employment purposes only) for an undisclosed period.
I think Samy got a raw deal. I'm sure that Myspace and the prosecutor turned the downtime into a cash figure from lost ad revenue, because in my experience the D.A.'s are not interested in computer "crimes" unless they involved large sums of money or national security. It's my opinion that Myspace needed a security success to offset their more lurid and frightening image as a haunt of murderers and sexual predators. Samy is neither. He's just a smart kid who made the classic Robert Tappan Morris worm mistake.
I hope they don't find a way to nail him during his probation.
and two smaller weird things
Nov. 17th, 2006 02:08 pmFrom the same sausage company who disdained vegetarians, an odd statement about gender and food. And Myspace presented me with a ontological puzzle last night.
Welcome, Jemifer.
Sep. 18th, 2006 01:19 amI have received this communication from "Jemifer" or "Jenifer" (spelled both ways) on myspace. It looks like Jem (Jen) has had a whole lot of coffee, because this all obviously came out in a rush. It's rare for someone in a calm state of mind to misspell her own name. There's a lot to chew on here, and I will have to consider my response to her very carefully. Clearly she's a passionate person and a serious thinker, and someone who is thinking outside of her box.
I have met "net-friends" many times but haven't had her experience of feeling nervous, or wondering what they'll look like in person. And I did let go of my expectations years ago, about damn near anything. But she's probably a lot younger.
She does bring up a good point about dishonesty, particularly where size is concerned. I have a refined and quite serious fetish that requires my girlfriends to be at least three meters tall and not less than 20 cm in diameter, and I can't tell you how many times some hopeful bachelorette has insisted that she meets these requirements only to disappoint — INSTANTLY — on first meeting.
I'm not sure what Jem/Jen asks of me, or any of us really. The call to adventure is clear, and she's an encouraging person with a touching faith in the victory of love over the petty barriers of distance, appearance, and language. However, the language itself becomes a problem and it's hard to say how we should respond to her.
Anyway I'm at a loss. Maybe one of you can help her out, or at least find out how she spells her name.
I have met "net-friends" many times but haven't had her experience of feeling nervous, or wondering what they'll look like in person. And I did let go of my expectations years ago, about damn near anything. But she's probably a lot younger.
She does bring up a good point about dishonesty, particularly where size is concerned. I have a refined and quite serious fetish that requires my girlfriends to be at least three meters tall and not less than 20 cm in diameter, and I can't tell you how many times some hopeful bachelorette has insisted that she meets these requirements only to disappoint — INSTANTLY — on first meeting.
I'm not sure what Jem/Jen asks of me, or any of us really. The call to adventure is clear, and she's an encouraging person with a touching faith in the victory of love over the petty barriers of distance, appearance, and language. However, the language itself becomes a problem and it's hard to say how we should respond to her.
Anyway I'm at a loss. Maybe one of you can help her out, or at least find out how she spells her name.
Hello am Jemifer...............
In meeting net-friends for the first time, just remember that they are probably as nervous as you are! Its always a shock for me to finally SEE someone Ive known "o nline" for ages, but it will pass quickly.
Let go of your expectations - the expectation that i will like you (and the corresponding fear that i wont), and the expectation that you will like me (and the fear that you wont). The beauty of the net is that there are no looks, no accents, no physical barriers to filter through....
Just the essence of ones soul. You look on the net for women that would bring out the beauty of their hearts, and yet you bring in the same expectations that might have caused you to fail in finding a mate in the real world. If women lie to you about their size and their looks, then that is because you expect them to lie to you. If you could see my inner beauty without tainting it with your physical expectations, you would be amazed at how many Gems you could find on the net.
On the NET, you have the chance to behold the beauty of ones spirit.
Accept people for who they are, and stop expecting them to be who you want them to be, and you would be surprised how many beauties will break your doors down. Try it, and you will have the same success both on the net, and on the real world.So cyber relationships that turns into real time relationships can and do work.If you go into it with the right attitude then you wont be disappointed. For me, look s didnt matter. I fell in love with the way person opened up to me.
sweetie.
And if u care for a private chat also u want to know more about me u can contact me with this e-mail address
jenifernxtblock4u@yahoo.com....hope to hear from u soon..........
Jenifer.....
myspace sockpuppets
Sep. 13th, 2006 01:00 amThey're so boring!
When I look to see who's close to my zip code, the view is clogged with people alleging themselves to be characters on "The O.C." How original.
Here's something funnier. When I browse by people who attended UCLA when I did, which should be a much smaller group on myspace at my age, I get... Jack Bauer, protagonist of "24."
When I look to see who's close to my zip code, the view is clogged with people alleging themselves to be characters on "The O.C." How original.
Here's something funnier. When I browse by people who attended UCLA when I did, which should be a much smaller group on myspace at my age, I get... Jack Bauer, protagonist of "24."
WHERE'S ME BUCCANEERS?
Aug. 22nd, 2006 04:03 amThis is intriguing, just received via myspace. I could certainly use more glitter words in my life, but what really got me excited was the "whore me generator." It sounds like something Captain Haddock would yell, or maybe some software that would show me what I'd look like as a whore, or even better a way to get people to pay to have sex with a diesel generator, which would be all sparky and enginey and fetishey and incredibly lucrative. And I really, really admire the idea of charging someone to steal someone else's code and paste it to them. That's the kind of business thinking that will turbocharge an e-strategy into cyber-success.
I think it's time for bed.
I think it's time for bed.
Hello,
Just want to let you know we are here to support your myspace profile. Here is a list of things we can do for your myspace account;
Profile Generator.
Like Someelse's layout? Snatch their code and use it for yourself.
1000's of pre made myspace layouts you can use.
1000's of graphics to use on your profile or to post comments.
Glitter Word Generators.
Scrolling Bar Generators.
Comment Box Editor.
Friend Box Editor.
Contact Images.
Online Now Icons.
Profile Counters.
Free Image Hosting.
Flash Music Player (Create your own MP3 music player with your own songs to put on your profile)
Auto Comment Generator.
Whore Me Generator.
Put a Custom Image on the "xxx is in your Extended Network" Section.
Music Codes, Video Codes
Everything you would ever want. Check it out! there is def something you could use here.
anointomatic
Aug. 21st, 2006 12:21 amThe ANOINTED WARRIOR wants to be my FRIEND.
He'd also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I'm a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg).
I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I've visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible studies that included cookies, which always seemed more effective than the whole glowing-eyes-and-sword thing, but maybe this works for him.
The shtick would work better if all this guy's friends weren't heavy metal musicians, dominatrices, art atheists and media Jews. But it's still funny.
He'd also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I'm a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg).
I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I've visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible studies that included cookies, which always seemed more effective than the whole glowing-eyes-and-sword thing, but maybe this works for him.
The shtick would work better if all this guy's friends weren't heavy metal musicians, dominatrices, art atheists and media Jews. But it's still funny.
SO I'VE BEEN BROWSING MYSPACE TONIGHT
Aug. 5th, 2006 12:51 amI'VE FOUND OUT A LOT OF STUFF, OKAY.
FIRST OF ALL I CAN GET UPSCALE ACCESS TO PROMOTIONAL EVENTS AND PARTIES THROUGH UPSCALE ACCESS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY HOOKUP TO THE SCENE. THE SCENE IS WHERE YOU TO TO RESTAURANTS HERE IN TOWN AND PAY EXTRA AND THERE ARE DRUNK BLONDE WOMEN THERE WITH SPRAY ON TANS. THE MEMBERSHIP IN UPSCALE ACCESS IS SO EXCITING TO THESE WOMEN THAT QUITE A FEW OF THEM ARE SEEN LICKING THE MEMBERSHIP CARDS OR STROKING THEIR CLEAVAGE WITH THE CARDS AND SEEM VERY HAPPY DOING THIS. I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM JUST GOING TO A RESTAURANT AND HAVING SOME SEX AFTERWARDS BUT I GUESS IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I ALSO LEARNED THAT THE MAJORITY OF NEW MYSPACE MEMBERS TONIGHT ARE YOUNG WOMEN WHO HAVE JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND WANT TO MEET FUN PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE NEW IN TOWN. WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 30-YEAR-OLD PROFESSIONAL BIKINI MODELS. MAYBE HIGH SCHOOL IS DIFFERENT NOW, I DUNNO.
I LEARNED THAT SOME GUY FOR REASONS OF HIS OWN IS MAKING PROFILES FOR THE ENTIRE 1995 GRADUATING CLASS OF CORONA DEL MAR HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE REAL NAMES AND PICTURES OF THOSE PEOPLE PROBABLY WITHOUT TALKING TO THEM FIRST. THAT'S GOING TO BE A PARTY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL ABOUT THE AGE TO BE GRADUATING FROM LAW SCHOOL ABOUT NOW AND I THINK MAYBE THEY WON'T LIKE THIS SO MUCH.
OH AND ONE OTHER THING THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED ULTRA LOUNGE NOW. IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR DISCO EXCEPT IT HAS TECHNO MUSIC ON A LOOP AND THE DRINKS ARE TEN DOLLARS. I AM NOT SURE WHY IT'S AN ULTRA LOUNGE BECAUSE THE PICTURES ARE JUST OF DRUNK PEOPLE OR BOOTH BABES FROM THE TRADE SHOW IN MINIDRESSES BUT MAYBE THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD LOUNGE TYPE CHAIRS IN THE PLACE THAT ARE SUPER COMFORTABLE.
IT WAS REALLY TIRING READING ABOUT THE ULTRA LOUNGES AND THE BIKINI MODELS AND ALL THE ENERGY DRINKS AND PROMOTIONS AND STUFF. I THINK THESE PEOPLE MUST BE A LOT MORE COMMITTED TO AN UPSCALE LIFESTYLE THAN I AM BECAUSE IT SORT OF WORE ME OUT JUST LEARNING ALL THIS NEW STUFF.
ALSO WHEN I WAS BROWSING THROUGH THE PEOPLE ON MYSPACE I SAW THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF THOSE 30 YEAR OLD BIKINI MODELS WHO JUST GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL:
FIRST OF ALL I CAN GET UPSCALE ACCESS TO PROMOTIONAL EVENTS AND PARTIES THROUGH UPSCALE ACCESS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY HOOKUP TO THE SCENE. THE SCENE IS WHERE YOU TO TO RESTAURANTS HERE IN TOWN AND PAY EXTRA AND THERE ARE DRUNK BLONDE WOMEN THERE WITH SPRAY ON TANS. THE MEMBERSHIP IN UPSCALE ACCESS IS SO EXCITING TO THESE WOMEN THAT QUITE A FEW OF THEM ARE SEEN LICKING THE MEMBERSHIP CARDS OR STROKING THEIR CLEAVAGE WITH THE CARDS AND SEEM VERY HAPPY DOING THIS. I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM JUST GOING TO A RESTAURANT AND HAVING SOME SEX AFTERWARDS BUT I GUESS IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I ALSO LEARNED THAT THE MAJORITY OF NEW MYSPACE MEMBERS TONIGHT ARE YOUNG WOMEN WHO HAVE JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND WANT TO MEET FUN PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE NEW IN TOWN. WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 30-YEAR-OLD PROFESSIONAL BIKINI MODELS. MAYBE HIGH SCHOOL IS DIFFERENT NOW, I DUNNO.
I LEARNED THAT SOME GUY FOR REASONS OF HIS OWN IS MAKING PROFILES FOR THE ENTIRE 1995 GRADUATING CLASS OF CORONA DEL MAR HIGH SCHOOL WITH THE REAL NAMES AND PICTURES OF THOSE PEOPLE PROBABLY WITHOUT TALKING TO THEM FIRST. THAT'S GOING TO BE A PARTY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL ABOUT THE AGE TO BE GRADUATING FROM LAW SCHOOL ABOUT NOW AND I THINK MAYBE THEY WON'T LIKE THIS SO MUCH.
OH AND ONE OTHER THING THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED ULTRA LOUNGE NOW. IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR DISCO EXCEPT IT HAS TECHNO MUSIC ON A LOOP AND THE DRINKS ARE TEN DOLLARS. I AM NOT SURE WHY IT'S AN ULTRA LOUNGE BECAUSE THE PICTURES ARE JUST OF DRUNK PEOPLE OR BOOTH BABES FROM THE TRADE SHOW IN MINIDRESSES BUT MAYBE THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD LOUNGE TYPE CHAIRS IN THE PLACE THAT ARE SUPER COMFORTABLE.
IT WAS REALLY TIRING READING ABOUT THE ULTRA LOUNGES AND THE BIKINI MODELS AND ALL THE ENERGY DRINKS AND PROMOTIONS AND STUFF. I THINK THESE PEOPLE MUST BE A LOT MORE COMMITTED TO AN UPSCALE LIFESTYLE THAN I AM BECAUSE IT SORT OF WORE ME OUT JUST LEARNING ALL THIS NEW STUFF.
ALSO WHEN I WAS BROWSING THROUGH THE PEOPLE ON MYSPACE I SAW THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUNCH OF THOSE 30 YEAR OLD BIKINI MODELS WHO JUST GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL:
Their "friends" setup is bizarrely broken. You can't see anything but photo and their chosen "display name," so you don't know who some people are after a few months when they change their pic to Woody Woodpecker and start calling themselves Antonin Artaud.
I find myself thinking "Who is Potatoes O'Brien?" or "Not only is this woman not Audrey Hepburn, but I don't know anyone who lives in Macon, Georgia. WTF?"
Then it gets funnier with email. Today I forwarded something and saw how that works; you get the list of display names from which to choose. Two of my friends chose the same one, it being their first name. So I didn't know whether I was forwarding to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
turnip or salome_st_john. Fortunately they have similar senses of humor so I just sent it to both.
It's strange how many recently-built human artifacts are like ancient fucked-up things that Just Somehow Happened.
I find myself thinking "Who is Potatoes O'Brien?" or "Not only is this woman not Audrey Hepburn, but I don't know anyone who lives in Macon, Georgia. WTF?"
Then it gets funnier with email. Today I forwarded something and saw how that works; you get the list of display names from which to choose. Two of my friends chose the same one, it being their first name. So I didn't know whether I was forwarding to
turnip or salome_st_john. Fortunately they have similar senses of humor so I just sent it to both. It's strange how many recently-built human artifacts are like ancient fucked-up things that Just Somehow Happened.
Title: Myspace Cutest Couples
Repost this in 5 min under "Myspaces cutest couples" If you Truly Love GOD.
98% of teens won't stand up for God.
{P.S. dont ignore.}
+-You never know when God is testing YOU
Repost this in 5 min under "Myspaces cutest couples" If you Truly Love GOD.
98% of teens won't stand up for God.
{P.S. dont ignore.}
+-You never know when God is testing YOU
I have been contacted by a fembot on MySpace. This one appears to either be an especially hard-working sweatshop typist or a semi-broken robot. I'm not willing to investigate further so the Turing test will not be done.
There's no photo, which strikes me as a terrible mistake. Anyone who would go for something this idiotic needs a photo. I do have something in common with the robot, though. I love to have fun, too!
There's no photo, which strikes me as a terrible mistake. Anyone who would go for something this idiotic needs a photo. I do have something in common with the robot, though. I love to have fun, too!
Hey Conrad!
I don't mean to bother you.. I just moved out here around Newport Beach for work a couple of weeks ago. It sucks cuz I don't know AnYBoDY out here ;(. My friends back home suggested I start a myspace and look for people in my area. I just started today so here I am! :D
Well I'm lookin to meet a guy and you are pretty cute Hehe. About me... Well I'm 24, single, and I love to have fun. I'm into older men. Since you're cute and 41, you fit the profile! LoL
I just started this myspace stuff today so my profile is pretty thin to say the least. If you wanna see some of my pix, I have a homepage @ houseofvicky.com/kris - there's a bunch of photos and stuff... I also left you a PeRSoNaL message on the front page so come check it out k?
XoXo KriSty
From: Hastur
Date: May 20, 2006 1:38 PM
Subject: Coming soon to a bulletin near you!
Body: In consultations with various worthies who attempt to peer beyond the veils of your universe and into the next (all in vain), I, the benevolent Hastur, have decided to begin an expose' of otherworldly existence for your edification.
Each week Hastur will take you to a different corner of the dark cosmos. Thus you may puruse and be enlightened about some of the most ancient and benighted secrets that mankind has not even the slightest inkling of concering their true nature.
See where the Outer Gods and Great Old Ones work dilligently at their "day jobs". Finally learn the shocking, mind-numbing truth concerning the creation of your universe, how it works, and why you are all here.
Summer independent study course credit at your institutions of higher learning will be offered, if you can convince the sloping, apelike foreheads who run your schools to accept it.
Your money cheerfully refunded (keep your receipts) if not delighted.
Sincerely,
Hastur the Unspeakable
Date: May 20, 2006 1:38 PM
Subject: Coming soon to a bulletin near you!
Body: In consultations with various worthies who attempt to peer beyond the veils of your universe and into the next (all in vain), I, the benevolent Hastur, have decided to begin an expose' of otherworldly existence for your edification.
Each week Hastur will take you to a different corner of the dark cosmos. Thus you may puruse and be enlightened about some of the most ancient and benighted secrets that mankind has not even the slightest inkling of concering their true nature.
See where the Outer Gods and Great Old Ones work dilligently at their "day jobs". Finally learn the shocking, mind-numbing truth concerning the creation of your universe, how it works, and why you are all here.
Summer independent study course credit at your institutions of higher learning will be offered, if you can convince the sloping, apelike foreheads who run your schools to accept it.
Your money cheerfully refunded (keep your receipts) if not delighted.
Sincerely,
Hastur the Unspeakable
Mormonism, 2006
Jan. 20th, 2006 08:05 pmI wonder what Ezra Taft Benson would have to say about T-Money?
As her brother so rightly says:
As her brother so rightly says:
Ahhh whatever duude You're goin on your missshh and I'm not on your top 8? haha get your ish together tesha <3 your brooo
Mail order alien bride on myspace
Jan. 14th, 2006 02:48 pmFrom: irin [no photo]
Subject: Hello!!
Hello!!!!
I want will get acquainted with male.
I saw your structure and you have very much interested me.
I very much would like to find out about you more.
It would be very pleasant for me if you will write on mine email: irin-73@mail.ru
I shall look forward to hearing from you.
Irina.
Subject: Hello!!
Hello!!!!
I want will get acquainted with male.
I saw your structure and you have very much interested me.
I very much would like to find out about you more.
It would be very pleasant for me if you will write on mine email: irin-73@mail.ru
I shall look forward to hearing from you.
Irina.
just another sucka on da vine
Jan. 9th, 2006 12:05 pmThis wants to be my myspace friend:
I find Steve. Steve lists his location on myspace as "Da Vine, OC". Has anyone else here ever seen the city of Irvine referred to as "Da Vine"? I am familiar with "Da Bronx", and "The LBC", and "The Downs" and "The Gardens" in Watts. I'll even accept "The OC" because we all called it that as a joke long before the TV show.
"Da Vine" just has to fucking go, though, Steve. I was going to post a picture of Steve, but all pictures of 20-something suburban kids throwing gang signs or the "shocker" are the same, whether they are with augmented party babes or not. I will point out that one of his pictures is at a suburban baby shower, though, and it looks genuine and kind of sweet.
Konnected Inc was established in January 2004, based out of Irvine California. The company's main objective is to plan, promote and operate specific events for businesses looking to increase traffic, build awareness, create a steady flow of sales, promote an image and deliver a message.. Okay, DJ company, typical. I browse around looking at their leadership.
Konnected Inc specializes in promoting, but not limited to, nightly entertainment, focusing mainly on dance/night clubs in Orange County and surrounding areas.
I find Steve. Steve lists his location on myspace as "Da Vine, OC". Has anyone else here ever seen the city of Irvine referred to as "Da Vine"? I am familiar with "Da Bronx", and "The LBC", and "The Downs" and "The Gardens" in Watts. I'll even accept "The OC" because we all called it that as a joke long before the TV show.
"Da Vine" just has to fucking go, though, Steve. I was going to post a picture of Steve, but all pictures of 20-something suburban kids throwing gang signs or the "shocker" are the same, whether they are with augmented party babes or not. I will point out that one of his pictures is at a suburban baby shower, though, and it looks genuine and kind of sweet.
