Baffling Cultural Artifact of the Day: Myspace Bulletin

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Title: Myspace Cutest Couples

Repost this in 5 min under "Myspaces cutest couples" If you Truly Love GOD.

98% of teens won't stand up for God.

{P.S. dont ignore.}

+-You never know when God is testing YOU

Comments

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

God is testing me not to hunt down and destroy the people who write that stuff.

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it's the same 98% of teens that smoke pot.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Nope, it's the other 98% of teens! :D

[8footwookie.livejournal.com]

98% of teens don't even have God on thier Myspace Top 8.

[lil-om.livejournal.com]

wait, what?! GOD has a myspace account?!

...i never even got a friend request...

[miss-geek.livejournal.com]

that's because god hates you.

[nebris.livejournal.com]

lol

~M~

[8footwookie.livejournal.com]

Hes always promoting his band. Such a whore.

[skepticle.livejournal.com]

I *know* Jesus has one.
And they are close.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

I bet a "P.S. Don't ignore" T-shirt would sell like hotcakes.

HOTCAKES

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Printed right across the breasts!

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Chains are for breaking.

{P.S. dont ignore.}

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Won't stand up for God? In what circumstances?

Like, when He enters a room? What if you're eating with Him and He gets up to go to the restroom?

Hey, maybe God's female.


Also, teens have bad manners! Film at 11!