ho-bot

[substitute]

I have been contacted by a fembot on MySpace. This one appears to either be an especially hard-working sweatshop typist or a semi-broken robot. I'm not willing to investigate further so the Turing test will not be done.

There's no photo, which strikes me as a terrible mistake. Anyone who would go for something this idiotic needs a photo. I do have something in common with the robot, though. I love to have fun, too!

Hey Conrad!

I don't mean to bother you.. I just moved out here around Newport Beach for work a couple of weeks ago. It sucks cuz I don't know AnYBoDY out here ;(. My friends back home suggested I start a myspace and look for people in my area. I just started today so here I am! :D

Well I'm lookin to meet a guy and you are pretty cute Hehe. About me... Well I'm 24, single, and I love to have fun. I'm into older men. Since you're cute and 41, you fit the profile! LoL

I just started this myspace stuff today so my profile is pretty thin to say the least. If you wanna see some of my pix, I have a homepage @ houseofvicky.com/kris - there's a bunch of photos and stuff... I also left you a PeRSoNaL message on the front page so come check it out k?

XoXo KriSty

Comments

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

OMG I WENT TO THE WEB PAGE SHE IS FOR SERIOUS OMG! PERSONAL MESSAGE FOR YOU!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

is she hott

also did u alredy do her cause i dont want ur sloppy seconds lol

[nebris.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 'she' messaged me, too. Except that she'd just moved to Santa Monica, where, by an odd chance, I happen to live. Oy...

~M~

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

I wonder if a PeRSoNaL message is better than a regular one.

[fattmike.livejournal.com]

Damnit! I wonder when she'll be moving to NJ :)

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

Replicants are people too.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

and by startling coincidence, I got contacted by the "Say old been, have you seen my hat?" bot last night...

[sakkaranoush.livejournal.com]

i just received a similar message from a fem bot who threatened that i wasn't going to graduate from the university of virginia if i kept impersonating some guy named mike on myspace.

hahahahahah yeah right.

Fembot Blues

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

The fembot was just obeying her Prime Annoyance Directive: "I made my way through the computer-controlled monorail, car by car, cruising for sentient beings." -- Mark Leyner, My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist

[foo2rama.livejournal.com]

I got that too but she was living in Irvine at the time.

Does anyone know what is up with these bots and what they are for? I have recieved this one, and there is another that spams me abour 3 times a day always with a single pic (different each time) and the exact same text in it. They do not seem to be pimping porn sites like the older ones did.

it's brett

[(Anonymous)]

finally got the address right, but ti looks like you changed the message. sorry about that. email me back, and let's get together.