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They're so boring!

When I look to see who's close to my zip code, the view is clogged with people alleging themselves to be characters on "The O.C." How original.

Here's something funnier. When I browse by people who attended UCLA when I did, which should be a much smaller group on myspace at my age, I get... Jack Bauer, protagonist of "24."

I found all kinds of old punks and local nonsense on myspace. Good: stuff about the Cuckoo's Nest. Bad: an entire myspace group for the Del Taco at Newport & 17th where the straight edge kids brawl.

I won't even get into the Teen Landmark Forum or the group for the Mormon Temple. I also failed to join various Party Elites, so I won't be experiencing chill events, happening parties, and hitting the most awesome bars on select nights.