anointomatic
Aug. 21st, 2006 12:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteThe ANOINTED WARRIOR wants to be my FRIEND.
He'd also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I'm a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg).
I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I've visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible studies that included cookies, which always seemed more effective than the whole glowing-eyes-and-sword thing, but maybe this works for him.
The shtick would work better if all this guy's friends weren't heavy metal musicians, dominatrices, art atheists and media Jews. But it's still funny.
He'd also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I'm a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg).
I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I've visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible studies that included cookies, which always seemed more effective than the whole glowing-eyes-and-sword thing, but maybe this works for him.
The shtick would work better if all this guy's friends weren't heavy metal musicians, dominatrices, art atheists and media Jews. But it's still funny.
