Try our fleshpot lover's fleshpizza!
May. 23rd, 2007 06:31 pm
Admittedly it's not as good as the actual "Christian Idol" contest, but it's still a win. Please assume all jokes about "extra golden calf" to have been made.
Bonus points for "Superbowl Syndrome" in which the pizza company can't actually say "American Idol" because that's an owned phrase, so they have to somehow push the concept of idolatry itself through warm disc foods.







Pneumatic 'air muscles' control the helmet, forcing the user to eat at intervals specified by a CPU located on a belt. The on-board program sends out commands to an electronic valve, which controls the supply of compressed air to the air muscles. A keypad allows the user to punch-in the amount of calories about to be consumed (Big Mac = 560), where the program will calculate how many chews are needed to burn them off (chewing = 70 calories/hour), commencing the forced-chewing upon the user (8 hour workout!).