Try our fleshpot lover's fleshpizza!

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Admittedly it's not as good as the actual "Christian Idol" contest, but it's still a win. Please assume all jokes about "extra golden calf" to have been made.

Bonus points for "Superbowl Syndrome" in which the pizza company can't actually say "American Idol" because that's an owned phrase, so they have to somehow push the concept of idolatry itself through warm disc foods.

Comments

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

An idolatry pizza is better than a golden calf, I think.

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

It's John Milton week on the Internet.

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

I wish my pizza would sing to me. Hum? Skat?