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Thank you,

hotelsamurai

( two more )

For those not familiar: http://www.leisuretown.com/

Current Mood: grateful

Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are

http://www.masculinehygiene.com/leisure.html

I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST - JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A "MODEM WIZARD"
WHY YES!!! I'D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!

and many, many other hits

Current Mood: awake

torgo_x is a superstar and found somewhere in the search cache a file of all the Leisuretown oneliners. This is why he is going to his own personal Heaven, while we strum harps and praise him.

( the late 20th century in bitter oneliners )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: A Rose for Emily (Stereo) - Zombies

Amusing re-subtitle toy via

autodidactic let me to DilbertHoleIze some random bollywood flick.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=580532

Note: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE IN SUBTITLES

Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.

SQUIBBONS! MEGASAQUID! RAINBOW SQUID!

Not only are messed-up cryptozoological comedy squid a sure-fire winner, but this means that I can now say "Squibbon!" to myself all day.

Folks I'm in hour 3 of a software build gone wrong and I'd like to say, especially for

hotelsamurai: I WON'T WASTE TIME SHARING WITH YOU THE BITTERSWEET IRONIES OF WATCHING EVERY LAST CANDLE MELT DOWN LIKE A LIMP DICK INTO THE FIBERS OF MY CARPET. THE ENTIRE EVENING YIELDED ONLY AN ENORMOUS PUDDLE OF SPREAD-OUT, HARD BEESWAX.