good MORNING!

[substitute]

Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.

Comments

[namja.livejournal.com]

zombies?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

We have them locked in the break room. They're gnawing on the first aid kit and the Federal Wage Notices.

[namja.livejournal.com]

You should check your coworkers for bites. Infected people are NEVER considerate to anyone, and think only of themselves, then once they turn BAM CHAOS

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Mercury in retrograde?

And why are blowjobs among the bad things in that list?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The computers are demanding them.

[satoribee.livejournal.com]

Oh I see... it's the having to give them to the computers that is bad. I get it.

Of course, I'm AC/DC so it doesn't bother me. ;-)

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

That's not a bad thing. It's when the computers stop demanding the blowjobs that you need to start worrying.

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

Your tags rarely fail to make me laugh until I choke.