i dumped the leisuretown lines onna webpage

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Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are

http://www.masculinehygiene.com/leisure.html

I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST - JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A "MODEM WIZARD"
WHY YES!!! I'D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!


and many, many other hits