i dumped the leisuretown lines onna webpage

[substitute]

Mostly so I could giggle at them on the sidekick, but here they are

http://www.masculinehygiene.com/leisure.html

I CALL THEM ONLINE CYBERTOONZ!!! UPDATED EACH MONDAY!!! wheeze, choke
Hint: ASTERISKS REALLY **LEAP** OUT AND MAKE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS GIVE A SHIT
JESUS CHRIST - JUST CLEAR THE BUFFER AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE
MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A "MODEM WIZARD"
WHY YES!!! I'D LOVE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM!!!


and many, many other hits

Comments

[sumopanda.livejournal.com]

"FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!! I MEAN STICKS

The sad thing is that I haven't stopped laughing at this one yet to move on to the other ones.. hahahaha... a tightly wrapped bundle of dicks! HAHAHAHA!!

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Ask Jeeves: CAN I GET AIDS FROM TAKING A SHIT ????

Bang bang, you shatshot me down.

[fimmtiu.livejournal.com]

Have I told you lately that I love you?