Ambiguous Email Subject Line #34920545

From a local supermarket:

From: savings@ebemail.albertsons.com
Subject: Top 10 Healthy Living Fish Recipes

AAAAAAA IT'S STILL FLOPPING AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

Ten things I do when I'm alone

1. Belch a lot
2. Talk to myself and the cat interchangeably
3. Listen to incredibly cheesy guilty pleasure music on repeat
4. Eat macaroni & cheese
5. Drink a whole bottle of wine and mumble to myself
6. Chase the cat around the house
7. Invent new recipes in the kitchen and often flush them down the sink
8. Spiral into inexplicable depression and self-hatred for hours
9. Feel an even more inexplicable nostalgia for Kansas City
10. Write and then erase what I wrote

Yours? Horked from klikitak

First Baby Picture

First Baby Picture, originally uploaded by conradh.

Me, day zero. 6 lbs 7 ounces, 19", and not so satisfied with this experiment so far.

All Rise for President Rufus T. Pissfreak

via waxy:

http://suicidegirls.com/news/technology/14604/

The Director of Filtering for Secure Computing, the company that distributes the broken censorware product "SmartFilter", wants to protect the children from filth such as Boing Boing, Michelangelo's David ,and the news. Not only does he want to protect the children, he also wants to dress up in diapers and have big old Adult Baby fetish parties with other people in diapers.

As a well-known sex educator points out in the article above, this sort of play is just fine as long as you don't blur the lines between fantasy and reality in your dealings with actual children. Wait...

My brother got this in email

http://blog.empas.com/yyyjyyyj

Psychopathic Parking

Psychopathic Parking, originally uploaded by conradh.

For some folks it's not enough just to buy the F350 Super Duty truck. Or to buy the crew cab version. Or to get the "FX4 Offroad" package, lift it, and load it up with accessories. No, the important part here is causing a confrontation of some kind, using the truck, so that there can be some manhood and throwdowns and getting up in someone's grill, as they say. A good way to do this is to take two parking spots in a suburban parking lot where you don't belong, when all the other trucks are at the far end of the lot because their drivers were grownups.