Ten things I do when I'm alone

[substitute]

1. Belch a lot
2. Talk to myself and the cat interchangeably
3. Listen to incredibly cheesy guilty pleasure music on repeat
4. Eat macaroni & cheese
5. Drink a whole bottle of wine and mumble to myself
6. Chase the cat around the house
7. Invent new recipes in the kitchen and often flush them down the sink
8. Spiral into inexplicable depression and self-hatred for hours
9. Feel an even more inexplicable nostalgia for Kansas City
10. Write and then erase what I wrote

Yours? Horked from klikitak

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I've taken your list and narrowed it down to the following and I want to know: Is it bad that I too do these things, only not just when alone but also when with others??

1. Belch a lot
2. Talk to myself and the cat interchangeably
3. Listen to incredibly cheesy guilty pleasure music on repeat
4. Eat macaroni & cheese
5. Drink a whole bottle of wine and mumble to myself
6. Chase the cat around the house
8. Spiral into inexplicable depression and self-hatred for hours
10. Write and then erase what I wrote

[substitute.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU HATE KANSAS CITY?

[hepkitten.livejournal.com]

i dont think I have been alone since 1994 :(


dont have kids they ruin ur life! :)))))

I guess I'm already there

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

1. Watch a lot of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on DVD.
2. Narrate my actions to the cat in real time.
3. Listen over and over to whatever song I am obsessed with at the moment (right now it's "This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)" by the Talking Heads).
4. Perform small acts of tidying or prettifying my apartment.
5. Pet and nuzzle the cat.
6. Sink into inexplicable anxiety/depression combo that makes it impossible to do anything but lie facedown on the bed with the covers over me.
7. Write very detailed to-do lists and general commentary on my whiteboard in several colors.
8. Look online at food containers, cabinetry, and other storage-related housewares because thinking about buying these things gives me a sense of control over my life.
9. Drink lots of coffee.
10. Try really hard to write, often with some success.

Re: I guess I'm already there

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I do #8 with stationery products.

If you flip over, the cat will lick your nose, which helps.

[the-silent-one.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out what I do when I'm alone.

[gostargo.livejournal.com]

number five is my favorite thing to do when my roommate is out of town. i wear questionable clothing while doing this and i eat in my bed.

10 things a 14 yr old does when alone...

[dysfunkgirl.livejournal.com]

1.Sit on myspace for hours...and hours....and hours...and hours...
2.Google Ferret Pictures
3.Sit and Worry if 12/21/12 is real...then worry about the fact that ill only be 19 on 12/21/12
4. Wonder if my Room mate will bring me home Taco bell...hm..
5. Think about taco bell in hunger..
6. Wonder if Being a lesbian would be better then dealing with pubescent teenage boys..
7. stare at my cat thats sitting across the room and say her name louder and louder until she moves...then follow her..
8. Think about how i hate kids these days. Dis including the very few that aren't idiots..well that ive met.
9. Read Fanfiction
10.Talk to myself in a bad french accent.