YOUR ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS THE LADIES HAS FAILED

Hey everybody! Let's go out to Sutra tonight, get plowed, and impersonate a cop! That always turns the girls' heads.

COSTA MESA – A 29-year-old Downey man was arrested early today after he reportedly flashed an LAPD-style detective's badge at police at a nightclub and then later when he was stopped on suspicion of drunken driving.

Pedro R. Davila had approached two uniformed police officers at Sutra, a Costa Mesa nightclub, shown the badge and said he was a Los Angeles Police Department officer assigned to the Downey station. Later the officers realized that Downey has its own police department, said Costa Mesa police Sgt. Mike Ginther.

The same officers later pulled a gray Porsche over when it was observed weaving on the roadway leading to the Costa Mesa (55) Freeway and nearly hit another vehicle, Ginther said.

Davila again showed the badge and said he was an LAPD officer.

Ginther said the suspect was arrested and admitted that he was not a police officer but instead used the badge to impress women. He claimed to have purchased the badge on the Internet. The investigation is continuing.

Davila is being held in the Costa Mesa City Jail on suspicion of impersonating a police officer and driving under the influence of alcohol.

I'm glad no one does the Friday Five any more

1. Hey everybody! If you have, indeed, never been mellow, soft rock is now back! This is totally awesome news in that I had yet to find a use for my 100 rounds of Federal Hydra-Shok .40 hollowpoint ammunition.
   
   
2. Hey everybody! There really weren't any ninjas. Sorry. Big old fake.
   
   
3. ROBOT GUINEA PIG? ROBOT GUINEA PIG!
   
   
4. I hope none of you local kids are pals with Logan here, since the Register reports he got taken in last night with 2 pounds of weed and a kilo of shrooms.
   
   
5. And this just in from wearescott: it's the ultimate AMERICA FUCK YEAH BURGER!

Long story short it's supposed to STAY in third gear unless you shift

My car is down for the count, needs a new transmission. Won't have it back until next Thursday. Thank goodness that Freddy at Tustin Acura is giving me a loaner car, and that this is all under warranty and won't cost me more than $50. I wonder what a transmission replacement at the dealer would cost otherwise? Shudder.

Thank you for being a cool guy, Freddy at Tustin Acura.

The cars he used to drive

My father was a true Southern California, born in Pasadena in 1921. Like everyone else he was car-crazy. Later in life after living in Europe he became crazy for tiny little European sports cars.

He made this list for a piece he wrote in the Los Angeles Times late in life in which he talked about the cars he'd owned. He was astonished at how many there were, and especially at how many enjoyable sports cars he had as a graduate student. I personally got to drive the '67 MG (he says it's a '68 which I think is a mistake), which was a delight; he didn't get rid of it until the 1980s sometime. The 1990 Volvo my mother still has. I inherited both T-Birds in series.

The Fiat station wagon famously died by dumping its engine on Irvine Avenue with a uniquely Italian flair. I wish he'd kept any of the cars before that. Wow, what a list! The Renaults were, of course, purchased in France and all the Italian cars when he was living in Italy.

1. '30 Ford Model A phaeton
   
   
2. '30 Ford Model A 2-door touring car
   
   
3. '36 Ford V-8 coupé
   
   
4. '30 Olds coupé
   
   
5. '47 Crosley
   
   
6. '38 Lincoln touring convertible
   
   
7. '40 Chevrolet coupé
   
   
8. '47 MG-TC
   
   
9. '51 Sunbeam Talbot
   
   
10. '48 Morris Minor convertible
    
    
11. '51 Morris Minor sedan
    
    
12. '52 MG-TD
    
    
13. '55 Austin Healey
    
    
14. '56 MG Magnette
    
    
15. '60 Chevrolet Corvair
    
    
16. '58 Chevrolet station wagon
    
    
17. '59 Alfa Romeo Giuletta Sprint coupé
    
    
18. '62 Fiat 600
    
    
19. '60 Fiat 1800 station wagon
    
    
20. '70 Opel Kadett statio wagon
    
    
21. '73 Volvo 144
    
    
22. '67 MGB-GT
    
    
23. '77 Renault 6TL
    
    
24. '70 Jaguar XJ
    
    
25. '84 Ford Thunderbird
    
    
26. '87 Renault II
    
    
27. '90 Volvo 740 sedan
    
    
28. '91 Renault 19 Chamade
    
    
29. '93 Ford Thunderbird LX

If you're interested in the document we found in the files, a scan is behind the cut ( like so )

hurray for springheel_jack!

I just got in the mail from him two books: Graham Greene's Journey Without Maps and Tim O'Brien's Going After Cacciato.

The Greene is wonderfully gloomy. Mr. G heads off to Liberia in the late thirties and wallows in the horrors of colonialism. Not only are things completely fucked-up, but reading it now I know how much worse they got. All of the gloom is worth it, though, for his prose.

Going After Cacciato is a wonderful novel that I read when it came out. I haven't had my own copy (I read my dad's) and hadn't re-read it since, although I have recommended it to others. It's a picaresque journey/magic realist fantasy set during the Vietnam war, but that doesn't do it justice at all.

Thanks Nat! That was really cool of you!

hrghggh...blrgh

Ewww, I got spam from "Avocado T. Placentals".