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  1. Don't try to use the heart symbol in anything on the internet, ever ever ever. You instead will get a pipe: |. Also, you're trying to use a heart symbol. Just stop!

  2. That thing that ships your twitter to LJ is pointless and a mild annoyance.

  3. Sentences beginning with "Check out..." are forbidden.

  4. When you say 'Muah!" to indicate an air kiss, you make others sad and tired.

  5. If you're reading this, you're rich. This may seem surprising, but it's true.

ITEMS.

Dec. 21st, 2006 09:36 am
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  1. This is me at 80, I hope: Young@Heart does Sonic Youth. Wow. Courtesy [livejournal.com profile] la_lisa They also do a fairly amazing "Fix You" by Coldplay, and I don't even like Coldplay.

    Young@Heart's website is at http://www.youngatheartchorus.com/. They also have a myspace page like everyone else in music. edit: url fixed thanks to [livejournal.com profile] salome_st_john

  2. Speaking of music, in my dream last night a country band did a fine version of Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" and now it's stuck in my head. How did I get an earworm of something that doesn't exist? It's like [livejournal.com profile] trinnit's description of hell: being deaf and having the Super Mario theme in your head.

  3. I'd like to wish everyone a happy Listmas! This is the very special time of year when journalists of all kinds, but especially entertainment writers, turn in lists instead of articles and go on vacation. Two representative examples are Pitchfork's Top 50 Albums and Rolling Stone's equivalent. I suggest throwing out publications during December. Also, you're reading one now. Ha!

  4. I'm having a blissfully stress-free "holiday season" because I followed Stimps' Best Advice Ever: don't watch TV. That's where all the bad messages come from. If you don't watch the television, the "season" is just some good food and maybe giving someone a book you think they'd enjoy.

  5. Pescadou is doing up New Year's really well. I think my mom and I are going to go to the earlier and cheaper seating of their prix fixe, which is $52 a person for three courses. Any one else interested? It's a 6 pm ish thing. Their second seating is later and $80 for five courses and that's too much money and food for me.

  6. The Rules of Engagement have been expanded to cover destruction on sight of SUVs with wreaths on the front. Please make a note of it.

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Nov. 24th, 2006 10:02 pm
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  • Driving down Chapman in Orange today I saw a woman in a witch costume. By "witch costume" I mean the full Wicked Witch of the West outfit with conical black hat, flowing black garments, weird shoes. I could not figure out what this meant on the day after Thanksgiving in Southern California. As a bonus, the entire effect was ruined by the large neon pink duffel bag she was carrying.

  • The cranberry ginger cherry relish made by [livejournal.com profile] salome_st_john is Cranberry Crack.

  • [livejournal.com profile] culfinglin is a very cool person and I enjoyed the long convo over coffee today tremendously.

  • The "Holiday Season" has arrived in the traditional way here in Southern California. Today I was tailgated by my first SUV-with-grille-mounted-wreath of the season!

  • My cat has been staring at me a lot lately.

  • The new Pynchon has arrived. I am simultaneously eager to start it and afraid of its bulk. It's like having an entire ten pound cheesecake in the house.
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http://music.aol.com/home/blender/rock-6

#18 and #13 are dead on

I'm sorry to say that #1 appears to be [livejournal.com profile] lil_om. Sorry, Adam. You're a nice guy, but...YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG!
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So, Muriel Spark died after a long and illustrious career. I was reminded that the band Public Image Ltd. named themselves after a novel of hers, which then made me think about literary-rock connections. I started to make a list in my head of Musical Groups Named After Things Literary. Add any you can think of! Note: I cheated and used Wikipedia for some of these. I'm not quite that smart!

Public Image
The Soft Machine
Steely Dan
The Boo Radleys
The Velvet Underground
Pere Ubu
The Thompson Twins
Aerosmith (disputed)
Steppenwolf
The Grifters
Heaven 17
Love and Rockets
Eyeless in Gaza (double Huxley/Milton score as pointed out by someone else)
As I Lay Dying
Veruca Salt
The Grapes of Wrath
Collective Soul
The Doors (double Huxley/Blake score)
The Fall
Hot Water Music
Moby
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Food note: Today I rediscovered the beauty of a whole fat fresh scallion sautéed just until the green changes.

Geek note: It takes all freakin' day to compile KDE.

Drink note: The Macallan 12 year is a beautiful thing and on sale for $38 at Hi-Time.

Car note: based on an observation in the Hi-Time parking lot, the Lotus Elise is a beautiful thing if and only if you do not get it in a loud lime green color.

Love note: [livejournal.com profile] salome_st_john rules

End note: Everyone needs to read (more) Graham Greene
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My father was a true Southern California, born in Pasadena in 1921. Like everyone else he was car-crazy. Later in life after living in Europe he became crazy for tiny little European sports cars.

He made this list for a piece he wrote in the Los Angeles Times late in life in which he talked about the cars he'd owned. He was astonished at how many there were, and especially at how many enjoyable sports cars he had as a graduate student. I personally got to drive the '67 MG (he says it's a '68 which I think is a mistake), which was a delight; he didn't get rid of it until the 1980s sometime. The 1990 Volvo my mother still has. I inherited both T-Birds in series.

The Fiat station wagon famously died by dumping its engine on Irvine Avenue with a uniquely Italian flair. I wish he'd kept any of the cars before that. Wow, what a list! The Renaults were, of course, purchased in France and all the Italian cars when he was living in Italy.
  1. '30 Ford Model A phaeton

  2. '30 Ford Model A 2-door touring car

  3. '36 Ford V-8 coupé

  4. '30 Olds coupé

  5. '47 Crosley

  6. '38 Lincoln touring convertible

  7. '40 Chevrolet coupé

  8. '47 MG-TC

  9. '51 Sunbeam Talbot

  10. '48 Morris Minor convertible

  11. '51 Morris Minor sedan

  12. '52 MG-TD

  13. '55 Austin Healey

  14. '56 MG Magnette

  15. '60 Chevrolet Corvair

  16. '58 Chevrolet station wagon

  17. '59 Alfa Romeo Giuletta Sprint coupé

  18. '62 Fiat 600

  19. '60 Fiat 1800 station wagon

  20. '70 Opel Kadett statio wagon

  21. '73 Volvo 144

  22. '67 MGB-GT

  23. '77 Renault 6TL

  24. '70 Jaguar XJ

  25. '84 Ford Thunderbird

  26. '87 Renault II

  27. '90 Volvo 740 sedan

  28. '91 Renault 19 Chamade

  29. '93 Ford Thunderbird LX
If you're interested in the document we found in the files, a scan is behind the cut like so )
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1. Belch a lot
2. Talk to myself and the cat interchangeably
3. Listen to incredibly cheesy guilty pleasure music on repeat
4. Eat macaroni & cheese
5. Drink a whole bottle of wine and mumble to myself
6. Chase the cat around the house
7. Invent new recipes in the kitchen and often flush them down the sink
8. Spiral into inexplicable depression and self-hatred for hours
9. Feel an even more inexplicable nostalgia for Kansas City
10. Write and then erase what I wrote

Yours? Horked from [livejournal.com profile] klikitak
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  • Going to IHOP during All-You-Can-Eat-Pancakes promotion and eating three servings of pancakes after being on a low-calorie, low-carbohydrate regimen for two years

  • Trying — several times — to remove a contact lens from your left eye when the lens is in fact not there.

  • Mixing an underlying neurologic injury, resultant ADD-like and emotional pathologies, long-term personality and character issues, three psychiatric medications including a stimulant, and two dangerous sites for neurofeedback all in the same month

  • Listening to Devo and Neil Young duetting on "Hey Hey My My" from the soundtrack to Human Highway. (Only made 3:14 into a 9:43 track, and friends can testify that my tolerance for funnypain bad music is very, very high)

  • Putting some dark brown curry spice powder in a peanut butter jar that was then placed next to the other peanut butter jar containing the actual dark brown peanut butter
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  • A young guy in a ball cap and sweatshirt and jeans, very typical OC college student type, showed up on the patio and sat outside. He produced from somewhere a bird, a small green one, something similar to a parakeet. Odessa, who was sitting next to me inside, pointed him out. We watched him talk to the bird, who wandered around on the table in front of him and periodically sat on his hand or let him skritch it. He was smoking but keeping the cigarette away from the bird. They appeared to be friends. And then later he walked off towards Wendy's and we couldn't see the bird any more. Where'd the bird go? He didn't look like someone who'd have a bird! What is going on?

  • Jared sent me a Tori Amos video. Yes, that Jared.

  • The apostrophe in "McDonald's" temporarily broke the large, professional website of the company for whom I work.

  • I read a whole book today. It's been a while since I did that.
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Weird and cool: Coming into the living room and seeing my 76-year-old mother watching Nick Cave on the TV. And liking it.

Weird and funny: Getting two text messages from [livejournal.com profile] bikupan that appeared to be from a year ago, one saying "What, no potato salad? Bah!" and the other "Is something wrong?". I vaguely remembered going back and forth about my accidentally vegan potato salad recipe last year and having some technical snafus. But no, she really did send those last night, and it wasn't a temporal wormhole in the SMS system.

Neither weird, funny, nor cool: My re-discovery tonight of the fatal flaw in desktop computers nowadays: they're all I/O bound. Here I sit with an 800 MHz PowerPC and 1 gig of RAM in my lap and I can't do jack. Why? Because there's disk intensive activity going on. The window manager slows to a crawl, none of my apps respond except in annoying bursts, and inexplicable errors occur probably due to clicks and keyboard presses out of focus because windows are changing erratically. It's like I'm connecting to my own computer over a crappy old 14.4 modem link. RAAAAAAR. I want IDE to go away. [/geek]

Neither weird, funny, nor cool: I am reading a book about the Vietnam war. Bad: we're doing it again. Worse: we're doing it again much more stupidly . I'm experiencing nostalgia for the sincerity, honesty, and sense of duty of CIA and military officers from 1966. YOW!

Weird and funny but not cool: Bro 'n' ho couple arrive in D's tonight and she asks D., who is behind the counter: "Do you have Chocolate Tea?" A moment of silence, and D. says "Umm, no?" Customer says: "Could you do that, like, put mocha in tea?" D: "I guess, yeah!" Customer: "Would that be disgusting, do you think?" D: "Yes, it would."

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