Courtesy
klikitak, some apparent placeholder text on Ms. Rachael Ray's website for her "heirloom recipe" submission form.
http://www.rachaelray.com/heirloom_submit.php
( for when it's taken down )
I for one would pay good money to watch Ms. Ray lead a UFO death cult into oblivion.
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http://www.rachaelray.com/heirloom_submit.php
( for when it's taken down )
I for one would pay good money to watch Ms. Ray lead a UFO death cult into oblivion.
Gorilla Cheese
Sep. 20th, 2007 05:05 pmFor a long time we have known that Phil Collins required replacement. The task has been completed by the good people at Cadbury:
Many more remixes at jwz's post
Many more remixes at jwz's post
My high school as reality show
Jul. 25th, 2007 11:02 amhttp://www.ocregister.com/news/newport-beach-laguna-1781409-mtv-new
Sadly they are not going to film at my alma mater, although the show is going to be called "Newport Harbor." There goes my chance to point out earthquake damage and places where people peed on things or did drugs.
The official site is at http://www.newportharbor.mtv.com/
What's even "better" is that MTV's Second Life clone, http://www.vmtv.com/ is going to have a "virtual Newport Harbor" which I hope includes a first-person shooter segment.
Okay, now I'm *REALLY* going back to bed.
PS: The actual reality show about this town is called "Arrested Development."
PPS: The actual REAL real Orange County has a lot more tweakers, corrupt cops, toxic dumps, lower middle class suburban despair, brush fires, exhausted Mexican laborers, and skin problems.
Sadly they are not going to film at my alma mater, although the show is going to be called "Newport Harbor." There goes my chance to point out earthquake damage and places where people peed on things or did drugs.
The new cast of "Newport Harbor" will feature Chrissy, a smart, pretty high school senior with three top colleges to pick from; Allie, the girl whom all the boys want and all the girls want to be; Clay, a shy, good-looking junior who turns to his gregarious best friend Grant for confidence; Grant, a bad-boy junior who's the life of the party; Chase, a senior who has a way with the girls; and Taylor, a sophomore who's the youngest of the group and who is dating Chase.I'm not sure where the geekulous nerds in the "inner quad" fit in, here. Oh wait, we didn't.
The official site is at http://www.newportharbor.mtv.com/
What's even "better" is that MTV's Second Life clone, http://www.vmtv.com/ is going to have a "virtual Newport Harbor" which I hope includes a first-person shooter segment.
Okay, now I'm *REALLY* going back to bed.
PS: The actual reality show about this town is called "Arrested Development."
PPS: The actual REAL real Orange County has a lot more tweakers, corrupt cops, toxic dumps, lower middle class suburban despair, brush fires, exhausted Mexican laborers, and skin problems.
But would elmo sing... THIS???
Jul. 12th, 2007 12:37 pmApparently emo can cause gender bending... even DRUGS!
Talk to your children about emo.
I love the kid in the mall looking nonplussed and saying "I guess they have their own... style?" Kid, talk to Dr. Napolitano about emo.
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The 80s music video list that
jwz posted today is, of course, a huge pile of crap, but there are some gems.
The Art of Noise's Paranoimia reminds me how much I loved Max Headroom, and how much Max Headroom is like
odradak after a few glasses of wine.
Being arty jerks, Bauhaus made great videos, and their cover of Ziggy Stardust is a lovely piece of desaturated aaaart. It was more impressive on a big screen in a nightclub in 1984 at midnight after some beers, though. Most other things wore, except the goddamn .38 Special video they kept showing at that place.
The big screen rule holds for Cabaret Voltaire's wonderful Sensoria as well but if you haven't seen it you must. I want to get a nice big hi-res of this one. The Poltergeist 2 preacher dancing Appalachian style witih the girl. That camera trick. Do right. Do do right.
Good live Gang of Four doing To Hell with Poverty on the Old Grey Whistle Test. Holy crap they're young.
Invisible Touch was a shitty album, but the Spitting Image puppets in the video for Land of Confusion are wonderful.
There's some real chestnuts in there, and by chestnuts I mean forgettable stuff that I wish I'd forgotten. Freur's "Doot Doot", Animotion's "Obsession" (my candidate for most coked out insane 80s video), the Lambada...
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Being arty jerks, Bauhaus made great videos, and their cover of Ziggy Stardust is a lovely piece of desaturated aaaart. It was more impressive on a big screen in a nightclub in 1984 at midnight after some beers, though. Most other things wore, except the goddamn .38 Special video they kept showing at that place.
The big screen rule holds for Cabaret Voltaire's wonderful Sensoria as well but if you haven't seen it you must. I want to get a nice big hi-res of this one. The Poltergeist 2 preacher dancing Appalachian style witih the girl. That camera trick. Do right. Do do right.
Good live Gang of Four doing To Hell with Poverty on the Old Grey Whistle Test. Holy crap they're young.
Invisible Touch was a shitty album, but the Spitting Image puppets in the video for Land of Confusion are wonderful.
There's some real chestnuts in there, and by chestnuts I mean forgettable stuff that I wish I'd forgotten. Freur's "Doot Doot", Animotion's "Obsession" (my candidate for most coked out insane 80s video), the Lambada...
NIN COM FUCKIN POOP
Apr. 20th, 2006 01:10 pm
The Exploding Aardvark, via her del.icio.us posts, has introduced me to the only televangelist the matters: THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH.
Note: extreme profanity in audio.
PROGRESSIVE WHITE PEOPLE FIGHT RACISM
Apr. 18th, 2006 01:49 amVergüenza Ajena, to the maxxxxXxXXXX:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=924zmIi55P8&search=racism
It was really hard to watch this all the way through. Now you have to.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=924zmIi55P8&search=racism
It was really hard to watch this all the way through. Now you have to.
Mail your child to Nickelodeon
Mar. 30th, 2006 11:31 pmI was at the arrivals level of LAX Terminal 4 today, waiting for my mother to get off her plane. There were some women in brightly colored cheerful clothing there at an information station with brightly colored cheerful signs. At first I thought it said "Kid Check" and I got the phear. On closer examination it was "Kids' Choice Awards". I guess there were unaccompanied children arriving to take part in this Nickelodeon event.
The women in the cheerful teachery outfits were rushing about talking on walkie talkies and with stern men in suits and it was all very professional-looking. I guess that's a good idea so that little Mortimer and Britney-Anne don't get snatched up by the local CHUDs and ground up into hapless little pedo-burgers.
This is a weird town.
The women in the cheerful teachery outfits were rushing about talking on walkie talkies and with stern men in suits and it was all very professional-looking. I guess that's a good idea so that little Mortimer and Britney-Anne don't get snatched up by the local CHUDs and ground up into hapless little pedo-burgers.
This is a weird town.
DEAR JAPANESE PEOPLE
Mar. 15th, 2006 02:18 pm
More Octopus! TV Show for Japanese Kids includes wacky slapstick skits about the oppression of the workers, dictatorship, torture, the dangers of digging up unexploded bombs, and voodoo!
It's sort of a Japanese Krazy Kat too: both the octopus and the peanut are in love with the walrus. You know.
WFMU has more and the videos at this link
and that waiter! JEAN-LUC!
Dec. 16th, 2005 01:08 pmThanks to
hydrozoa for pointing me to
slit's spot on smackdown of Sex and the City.
I knew I couldn't stand that show but I didn't yet know exactly why. Now I do! Thanks,
slit!
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I knew I couldn't stand that show but I didn't yet know exactly why. Now I do! Thanks,
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oh hey great!
Nov. 18th, 2005 01:14 amThey're remaking Capricorn One as a "reality show"! As the snake reaches back to bite its tail, the antigovernment paranoia of the 1970s becomes the freak-show humiliation theatre of the 2000s, just as we need 70s paranoia more than ever.
I wish they'd at least go dig up O.J. for this one.
I wish they'd at least go dig up O.J. for this one.
hilarious australian beer commercial
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:15 amhttp://www.bigad.com.au/
One of the better uses of Carmina Burana I've seen, actually. Uses a farked-up Java program to play the video but I got it to work on Safari okay.
One of the better uses of Carmina Burana I've seen, actually. Uses a farked-up Java program to play the video but I got it to work on Safari okay.