In which Rachael Ray has a particularly strange day

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Courtesy klikitak, some apparent placeholder text on Ms. Rachael Ray's website for her "heirloom recipe" submission form.

http://www.rachaelray.com/heirloom_submit.php

Telepathically imparted, the specifics of the teachings cannot be anticipated, but they will urge love, voluntary simplicity, concern for one another, renunciation of war, perhaps renunciation of the destructive application of science. Whatever the teachings, the UFO will promise immense reward to those who follow them and dire consequences for those who do not. And the teachings will be delivered in so poetically perfect a way, so rich in understanding and appealing nuances that no one will doubt their origin in a being wise and good and immensely superior to ourselves. The delivery of the teachings will set the stage for the third and last and most shocking phase of the revelation: the departure.

Apparently Terence McKenna's prose.

I for one would pay good money to watch Ms. Ray lead a UFO death cult into oblivion.