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Because I couldn't sleep and was mucking around with video stuff, I recompressed the intensely cute but 44 megabyte video of salome_st_john's cat eating corn on the cob to a sprightly 4.6 meg of Quicktimey Quteness.

Corn Kitty (4.6M Quicktime, H.264)

And a good morning to you all. I'm going to find my bed.

My college friend Russell Bates (the same guy who made the Rhino commercial I was in), has made a fucking hilarious short film about the man behind the President's speeches.

I don't know if it was shown on Comedy Central, but it was made for them.