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Jul. 12th, 2007 06:37 pm
Millions Now Living Will Never Sneeze
Jul. 7th, 2007 02:28 am
I saw Ten Commandments Car Sign Lady but didn't get a very good picture. The guy in front of me at the market was buying two canteloupes and two 12 packs of Dr. Pepper.
Seeing assorted Ruba Rats at Kean Coffee and then Clayton at Alta Coffee, now that's weird. Ruba has gone goodbye, to be replaced by some combination of nothing at all, a kebab house, and/or a Kwik E Mart.
The orange cat who guards my street zipped past me as I entered the house tonight, saying "EEEERRRP!" I hope there isn't some Catland Security emergency.
I should do all kinds of stuff early tomorrow. Bet you a dime I won't.
Learn from my cat:
May. 6th, 2007 09:29 pm1. How to get extra treats:
2. How to deflate to one half inch thick and grow to nine feet long and still remain cute:
3. How to be firm yet cute in demanding that various apes do exactly as you require:
2. How to deflate to one half inch thick and grow to nine feet long and still remain cute:
3. How to be firm yet cute in demanding that various apes do exactly as you require:
My insomnia, your cute video
Jun. 15th, 2006 04:22 am
Because I couldn't sleep and was mucking around with video stuff, I recompressed the intensely cute but 44 megabyte video of
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salome_st_john's cat eating corn on the cob to a sprightly 4.6 meg of Quicktimey Quteness. Corn Kitty (4.6M Quicktime, H.264)
And a good morning to you all. I'm going to find my bed.
I hereby kill you with cat/mac cuteness.
Jun. 8th, 2006 01:05 pmKitten versus Macbook Pro (youtube video)
Including multimedia chaos as Kitten activates Front Row and iTunes.
Including multimedia chaos as Kitten activates Front Row and iTunes.
My cat is not very competent at stealth.
Apr. 25th, 2006 11:31 pmAt first, the cat has managed to completely conceal herself using the coffee table, as she had intended.
However, she soon forgets that she has ears that protrude above her eye level. She can now be partly observed, and she's unaware of this fact.
Finally, she completely loses her discipline and much of the top of the head may also be seen. At this point I feel that she has given up on the whole idea of hiding.
However, she soon forgets that she has ears that protrude above her eye level. She can now be partly observed, and she's unaware of this fact.
Finally, she completely loses her discipline and much of the top of the head may also be seen. At this point I feel that she has given up on the whole idea of hiding.
Hurray, I got to see mahakala today! She was at D's for a bit this afternoon, where I fled after my shrink appointment. It was Old Home Week as other people I rarely see also showed up. Then off to the Indian Burial Ground Coffee House of Doom to see catamorphism and David, who were really nice. We gabbled about big ideas for a while. Amazingly, I was not dragged to Hell by slimy green arms or held down while Morlocks carved swastikas into my nuts or anything. Maybe that curse was a one-time thing. About the coffee house, not catamorphism, silly.
Ate some pasta and an omelette. The cat is freakin' neurotic lately, clingy and demanding and making that weird barking sound she only makes when she's demanding something. A fair amount of remedial cat cuddle was necessary to get her back into a humming pleasant state.
After shrinkage I took some photos down the street at the shuttered and crumbling Children's Nuthouse on Dover. There's no more reliable source of undergraduate-literary-magazine style urban decay 'n' despair than a closed mental institution!
The rest of the set is here on Flickr if you need more anomie 'n' ennui.
I myself was doing great today until sometime after I came home and then the bad mood 16-ton weight fell on me. Oops.
mahakala today! She was at D's for a bit this afternoon, where I fled after my shrink appointment. It was Old Home Week as other people I rarely see also showed up. Then off to the Indian Burial Ground Coffee House of Doom to see catamorphism and David, who were really nice. We gabbled about big ideas for a while. Amazingly, I was not dragged to Hell by slimy green arms or held down while Morlocks carved swastikas into my nuts or anything. Maybe that curse was a one-time thing. About the coffee house, not catamorphism, silly.Ate some pasta and an omelette. The cat is freakin' neurotic lately, clingy and demanding and making that weird barking sound she only makes when she's demanding something. A fair amount of remedial cat cuddle was necessary to get her back into a humming pleasant state.
After shrinkage I took some photos down the street at the shuttered and crumbling Children's Nuthouse on Dover. There's no more reliable source of undergraduate-literary-magazine style urban decay 'n' despair than a closed mental institution!
The rest of the set is here on Flickr if you need more anomie 'n' ennui.
I myself was doing great today until sometime after I came home and then the bad mood 16-ton weight fell on me. Oops.
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Important items for your consideration.
Oct. 26th, 2005 09:04 amI often fall asleep with my jeans still on, and later I wake up and get properly undressed for bed. Night before last this happened again. I woke up later feeling very cold. Upon investigation I discovered I was not wearing my pants. Furthermore, I could not find my sheet. Why am I pantsless and uncovered?
I found my jeans at the foot of the bed. Groggy and annoyed, I picked them up. Hmm, they're kind of stuffed-feeling, what's.. WHAT? The sheet was wadded up and stuffed in one leg.
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When my cat decides to get in my lap and love me, she kneads me in a kittenish way. When she does this she drools. Is this a kitten preparing to suckle reaction of some kind? Does anyone know? It's sort of cute and gross at the same time.
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The other day I passed a business that followed my Rule of Business Names, which is that all pet grooming places and low-end hair salons must have horrible cute names. It was called THE DOG SPAW. Now I know what they meant by this, the lame spa/paw joke, but doesn't DOG SPAW sound like something you have to clean up because your dog ate the soap and some raw bacon?
I found my jeans at the foot of the bed. Groggy and annoyed, I picked them up. Hmm, they're kind of stuffed-feeling, what's.. WHAT? The sheet was wadded up and stuffed in one leg.
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When my cat decides to get in my lap and love me, she kneads me in a kittenish way. When she does this she drools. Is this a kitten preparing to suckle reaction of some kind? Does anyone know? It's sort of cute and gross at the same time.
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The other day I passed a business that followed my Rule of Business Names, which is that all pet grooming places and low-end hair salons must have horrible cute names. It was called THE DOG SPAW. Now I know what they meant by this, the lame spa/paw joke, but doesn't DOG SPAW sound like something you have to clean up because your dog ate the soap and some raw bacon?
Laws of Nature: Stimps' Law of Ice Cream
Oct. 9th, 2005 12:11 amThis law states simply that all ice cream names could also describe bad dumps. The latest ad poster from Carvel next to D's proves this law once again. Carvel can't seem to get a product name that doesn't make me clutch my stomach. Fudgy the Whale? Fruit Fizzlers? Sundae Dashers? Hlrhgalgbag
To make you feel better about life, here's a picture of my cat being cute.
To make you feel better about life, here's a picture of my cat being cute.
Today's Random Myspace Picture
Aug. 11th, 2005 01:51 amSome friends of mine apparently know this woman. Differential diagnosis is taxidermy versus cat psychosis.
- The Condoleeza Hairdo Alert System has been activated. Please make a note of it.
- You may not have to constrict your anus 100 times in a row. Try improving your brain function with a cellphone ringtone! Ah, the Mysterious East.
- North Korean dictator/space alien Kim Kong Il remembers all the nation's phone numbers, according to his press agency. Then again, there's maybe 8 phones in the country. It could be a trick question.
- Here's a weekly collection of misleading blurbs that may explain why a huge steaming pile of dog poop gets some good reviews.
- Extra multilink bonanza roundup: The captive audiences media industry is growing like crazy. Asshole companies who trap you in elevators or at the gas station are doing great. The next frontier is TV covering the floor too: FLASMA!
- To cheer you up from all that, here's an unusual cat.
