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This is the worst RPG ever.
Mar. 1st, 2006 12:15 amThe maze has once again led back to Chapel Perilous.
Mar. 1st, 2006
AND NOW, THE ROCK NEWS
Mar. 1st, 2006 12:30 amThis just in via email from the Coachella people:
MADONNA JUST ADDED TO COACHELLA!
Madonna will be performing Sunday in the Sahara dance tent.
Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
I'M UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLY TO HEAD OFF TO AN ALL-DAY MEETING IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES! I'VE HAD A NOURISHING BREAKFAST OF ROUGHLY EIGHT OUNCES OF COTTAGE CHEESE, THREE CUPS OF COFFEE, AND ALL APPROPRIATE MEDICATIONS. SOON I'LL SHAVE, GET IN THE OL' COUPE, AND HEAD INTO THE ENERGIZING SWIM OF TRAFFIC!
HOT DAMN, THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!
I'M UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLY TO HEAD OFF TO AN ALL-DAY MEETING IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES! I'VE HAD A NOURISHING BREAKFAST OF ROUGHLY EIGHT OUNCES OF COTTAGE CHEESE, THREE CUPS OF COFFEE, AND ALL APPROPRIATE MEDICATIONS. SOON I'LL SHAVE, GET IN THE OL' COUPE, AND HEAD INTO THE ENERGIZING SWIM OF TRAFFIC!
HOT DAMN, THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!
UPDATE FROM SIXTH FLOOR CONFERENCE ROOM
Mar. 1st, 2006 12:13 pmOKAY, SO WE'RE A COUPLE HOURS INTO THIS LONG MEETING AND I'VE LEARNED A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THE WHITEBOARD!!! THE NETWORK GUY IS SMART AND TALKS REALLY FAST SO I HOPE THERE'S A HANDOUT LATER!!
I THINK THAT TODAY I WILL BE PAYING THE FULL $22.95 MAXIMUM FOR MY VEHICLE'S PARKING SO I WANT TO GET THE FULL VALUE FOR MY MONEY, HERE.
I'D ALSO LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THAT MY INTESTINAL BLOATING AND DISCOMFORT HAVEN'T BEEN NOTICEABLY IMPROVED EVEN WITH THE CHANGE FROM METAMUCIL TO FIBERCON AS MY REGULAR FIBER SUPPLEMENT. FOLKS THESE ARE ALSO KNOWN AS BULK FORMING LAXATIVES.
MORE UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT. I BET LUNCH IS GOING TO OCCUR SOME TIME SOON!!
THE SECURITY HERE IS VERY SECURITIZED AND MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE THAN I'VE BEEN IN YEARS.
I THINK THAT TODAY I WILL BE PAYING THE FULL $22.95 MAXIMUM FOR MY VEHICLE'S PARKING SO I WANT TO GET THE FULL VALUE FOR MY MONEY, HERE.
I'D ALSO LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THAT MY INTESTINAL BLOATING AND DISCOMFORT HAVEN'T BEEN NOTICEABLY IMPROVED EVEN WITH THE CHANGE FROM METAMUCIL TO FIBERCON AS MY REGULAR FIBER SUPPLEMENT. FOLKS THESE ARE ALSO KNOWN AS BULK FORMING LAXATIVES.
MORE UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT. I BET LUNCH IS GOING TO OCCUR SOME TIME SOON!!
THE SECURITY HERE IS VERY SECURITIZED AND MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE THAN I'VE BEEN IN YEARS.
Little Tykes... ...OF DOOM!
Mar. 1st, 2006 09:03 pmThe Little Tikes Co. Recalls Animal-Shaped Flashlights Containing Lead Paint Sold at Target
Name of Product: Glowin’ Dino and Glowin’ Doggy Animal Flashlights
Hazard: The light green paint on the dinosaur-shaped flashlight and the brown paint on the dog-shaped flashlight could contain excess levels of lead. Lead is toxic if ingested by young children and can cause adverse health effects.
BEHOLD THE AGENT OF OUR DESTRUCTION:
Name of Product: Glowin’ Dino and Glowin’ Doggy Animal Flashlights
Hazard: The light green paint on the dinosaur-shaped flashlight and the brown paint on the dog-shaped flashlight could contain excess levels of lead. Lead is toxic if ingested by young children and can cause adverse health effects.
BEHOLD THE AGENT OF OUR DESTRUCTION:
