UPDATE FROM SIXTH FLOOR CONFERENCE ROOM

[substitute]

OKAY, SO WE'RE A COUPLE HOURS INTO THIS LONG MEETING AND I'VE LEARNED A WHOLE LOT ABOUT THE WHITEBOARD!!! THE NETWORK GUY IS SMART AND TALKS REALLY FAST SO I HOPE THERE'S A HANDOUT LATER!!

I THINK THAT TODAY I WILL BE PAYING THE FULL $22.95 MAXIMUM FOR MY VEHICLE'S PARKING SO I WANT TO GET THE FULL VALUE FOR MY MONEY, HERE.

I'D ALSO LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THAT MY INTESTINAL BLOATING AND DISCOMFORT HAVEN'T BEEN NOTICEABLY IMPROVED EVEN WITH THE CHANGE FROM METAMUCIL TO FIBERCON AS MY REGULAR FIBER SUPPLEMENT. FOLKS THESE ARE ALSO KNOWN AS BULK FORMING LAXATIVES.

MORE UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT. I BET LUNCH IS GOING TO OCCUR SOME TIME SOON!!

THE SECURITY HERE IS VERY SECURITIZED AND MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE THAN I'VE BEEN IN YEARS.

Comments

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

The water I was drinking went up my nose as I was drinking it.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

EARLIER THEY TESTED THE FIRE ALARM SAFETY SYSTEM FOR THE FOURTH FLOOR VERY LOUDLY BUT WE WERE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. IT'S OBVIOUSLY A LOT MORE SAFE THAN A REGULAR FIRE ALARM BECAUSE IT IS A SAFETY SYSTEM!!

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you don't go to the office more often becuase I would just sit around all day hitting reload on the browser even more than I do already, waiting for more important bulletins as events warrant.

As I was typing that I originally typed "important bullets" which also makes a lot of sense but in a different way.

[sp0rk0.livejournal.com]

Important bullets don't sound very safe at all!

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

True. But I am not SAFE and SECURE. Also important bullets maybe put us out of our misery, if only temporarily.

[sp0rk0.livejournal.com]

DO YOU FEEL WARM AND SNUGGLY?

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

You know the folks in the Towering Inferno said that too. And look how that turned out.


Also, Security obviously isn't good with IT since your here.

[odradak.livejournal.com]

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should look into attending FiberCon.

best substitute post ever

[mrhinelander.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, is what this is. You need more, what what....

Pictures? Could you get a picture of Dopin' Dan, like, doing something?

[magyarok-saman.livejournal.com]

So, what have we learned about the whiteboard and what kind of doodles do you do?

Also, have you successfully disguised your methane gas emissions within the enclosed confines of the meeting?

Hugs,
L
...who is more than familiar with the "10 mile stare" of someone who has been in a meeting for too long...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

Ha!

It was actually a necessary and informative day. I just wish I hadn't driven 50 miles each way to do it.

The methane was successfully, urm. Unnoticed?