AND NOW, THE ROCK NEWS

[substitute]

This just in via email from the Coachella people:

MADONNA JUST ADDED TO COACHELLA!

Madonna will be performing Sunday in the Sahara dance tent.

Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.

Comments

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[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when you release two bad records in a row, folks!

[dorothy-parka.livejournal.com]

i fel like the should have kept that quiet. it's like saying THIS JUST IN, I HAVE HERPES.

[salome-st-john.livejournal.com]

I want to write something really witty in response to this, but I can't stop laughing.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

[seriesfinale.livejournal.com]

Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.

This is a festival that's been booking acts like Coldplay, Tool, Weezer, and Nine Inch Nails for a few years now.

Admitted!

[substitute.livejournal.com]

True. But Madonna was never independent, ever, ever, ever. She's been top 40 since 1984. She's literally been uncool for longer than most of this festival's guests have been alive.

HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! This is me LAUGHING!

[odradak.livejournal.com]

Take THAT you silly hipsters!

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Kurt Loder is so there, yo.