SUCCESS IS 99% ATTITUDE AND 1% METHAMPHETAMINE SULFATE!!!

[substitute]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I'M UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLY TO HEAD OFF TO AN ALL-DAY MEETING IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES! I'VE HAD A NOURISHING BREAKFAST OF ROUGHLY EIGHT OUNCES OF COTTAGE CHEESE, THREE CUPS OF COFFEE, AND ALL APPROPRIATE MEDICATIONS. SOON I'LL SHAVE, GET IN THE OL' COUPE, AND HEAD INTO THE ENERGIZING SWIM OF TRAFFIC!

HOT DAMN, THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!

Comments

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

Oh geez *hits self in head with hammer*

Oh............................................................................

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

Happy happy joy joy
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happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy joy!!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!

Happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy
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SING IT LOUDER!!!

Re: Oh............................................................................

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Does it matter that I checked to make sure you had the right number of lines written down? This, of course, involved singing it while sitting in my office. I had to make sure you had the right number of happies...and joys!

[stimps.livejournal.com]

BATMAAAAAAAAN! BATMAAAAAAAN!
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAN!
BATMAAAAAAAAN!
BATMAAN! BATMAAN!
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

That's it. I'm going to fuck off and spend all day reading Fight Club.

BRA-THEFUCK-VO!

[trinx.livejournal.com]

you, sir, are the KING of subject lines.