I am afraid of cat carnies

Cat Circus photos from the always interesting labrujah

I feel more like Malvolio

This one is flying around myspace, etc. You put in your name in a quoted string followed by "looks like" and see what Google says. My first result:

"On the surface, Conrad looks like a cute kid — like Opie from Mayberry."

Even better, it's from this news story: ( I assaulted someone with a knife )

I think I'll call you "appetite".

1. Baristas, coffee obsessives and others may enjoy Ursi's links to Latte Art today.
   
   
2. I expect weird stuff to happen in Southern California, but not an official Catholic heresy trial in San Bernardino. (Bugmenot if you get registration honk)
   
   
3. From these illustrations it would appear that 17th century eye doctors would put donuts on your eyes.
   
   
4. Beware of fraudulent flu cures.
   
   
5. I do not claim to understand why the World's Fastest Clown would be an effective anti-drug program for kids. (obvious coulrophobia warning for miss_education and others)
   
   
6. Here are some useful cover sheets for the TPS reports at your office (PDF). Those of you who work with actual secret information should probably not use them. Thanks, 'Vark!!
   
   
7. I wonder if spacemummy has done any Mexican wrestling movies?

torgo_x speaks the truth when he says:

The crazy middle class is stampeding out of California to oppress everyone else. The lower class just wants to not have the phone ring for the third time this minute, and the upper-class just wants to play with some cocaine and/or a giant aluminum foil ball.

Yes.