Dec. 13th, 2005

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Mike Watt has a new van, and Jalopnik decided to document this. I like the fact that the photos they took are exact quotes of the photos from the Double Nickels on the Dime album cover.
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  1. If you think diesels aren't fast enough, try taking on the new Audi R10 race car. The engine itself is something of a marvel.

  2. In Mexico there is a more.... relaxed attitude towards using people as circus freaks for humorous purpose. Hence, Mexican Midget Rodeo. Hence, one of the performers having a very, very bad day with a bull. At least he wasn't also lit on fire.

  3. [livejournal.com profile] mendel points me to Regret The Errors 2005 roundup of corrections, including a magnificent Error of the Year. I'm reminded of the time our local rag broke the iron rule: do not repeat the error in the caption. One morning a correction said: "In Tuesday's issue, there was an incorrect photo caption. The caption that should have read "Mrs. Buffy Buffington III and her daughter, Tiffany, at the Babes in Toyland Gala for Pediatric AIDS at the Marriott." Instead, it read "CRACK BABIES."

  4. Say hello to our new Berlin San Diego Wall, which will fuck the environment hard and not keep anyone out. As Ronald Reagan once said, Mr. President, tear down that wall.
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well im 18, i love to party and go crazy; I hate people who belong to cliques, I need sex, I love sex, etc....YEAH UM but i dont think I'm a sexaholic!!! I work at Polly's Pies in Orange so come visit me and get some fuckin PIE!!! I wanna be an exotic dancer...AKA STRIPPER!!!! friends get free lap dances! or a bartender. I love my body and everything about it, especially my 36DD breasts. Im an outgoing red-head who loves to party, so watch out!! !.....................................................well thats the old me, ive done alotta stupid shit in my life, hurt the one i love the most and had to wait for my mothr while she did time. ive learned alot over the last few months embrace relationships, dont push them away. try not to lie, it hurts you worse that ne1 else and dont sleep around evryone finds out, cheating is NEVER worth it. i am still a sexaholic, or so i do very much believe. Ihave issues but if you care about me ull wanna help not shy away. so yeah...dont be afraid to leave me a message, comment wutevr..latr u crazy people who love to drive me into insanity ALSO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET NEW PEOPLE ON MYSPACE IM HERE FOR MY FRIENDS..SO DONT BOTHER THANKYOU AND YES I KNOW IM BEAUTIFUL AND MY TITS R REAL-SO QUIT FUKNG ASKING=EVERYONE!

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