offer

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I’m in that “nothing to lose” and “consequences matter not” mode right now. So if anyone needs a major felony committed, or a hugely humiliating task completed, or a 47 Ronin style suicide attack done, just let me know; I’m your guy!

Yours,

that Guy with Nothing to Lose

Comments

[vegemitelover.livejournal.com]

Unmarked bills please!

[kniwt.livejournal.com]

Put on a blue dress, get a job as a White House intern, and seduce President Bush while a photographer from the National Enquirer lurks outside the window of the Lincoln Bedroom.

I'll chip in a crisp, new, colorful $20.

[srl.livejournal.com]

I'll chip in a crisp, new $100.

[osidaia.livejournal.com]

o/' dirty deeds done dirt cheap o/'


ps; *hug*

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

Will you speak truth to power ?

[pbd.livejournal.com]

Beat up the Diedrich's Christian conspirators with their bibles and the guitar from the flat sounding singing duo. We can devise some sort of learning by "osmosis" defense. Johnny Cockran can help.

Another 40 dollars!

[xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com]

You could go and with questions and acts find out if $500 Dave truly is, in fact, $500 Dave. And if so, is it worth it?

Re: Another 40 dollars!

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Haha! I forgot about him! $500 Dave, the Johnny Walker Bandit!

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

NUCLEAR, PREFERABLY