substitute: (yay)
substitute ([personal profile] substitute) wrote2003-12-17 12:09 am

offer

I’m in that “nothing to lose” and “consequences matter not” mode right now. So if anyone needs a major felony committed, or a hugely humiliating task completed, or a 47 Ronin style suicide attack done, just let me know; I’m your guy!

Yours,

that Guy with Nothing to Lose

[identity profile] vegemitelover.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Unmarked bills please!

[identity profile] kniwt.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Put on a blue dress, get a job as a White House intern, and seduce President Bush while a photographer from the National Enquirer lurks outside the window of the Lincoln Bedroom.

I'll chip in a crisp, new, colorful $20.

[identity profile] srl.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'll chip in a crisp, new $100.

[identity profile] osidaia.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
o/' dirty deeds done dirt cheap o/'


ps; *hug*

[identity profile] rpkrajewski.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Will you speak truth to power ?

[identity profile] pbd.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Beat up the Diedrich's Christian conspirators with their bibles and the guitar from the flat sounding singing duo. We can devise some sort of learning by "osmosis" defense. Johnny Cockran can help.

Another 40 dollars!

[identity profile] xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
You could go and with questions and acts find out if $500 Dave truly is, in fact, $500 Dave. And if so, is it worth it?

Re: Another 40 dollars!

[identity profile] brianenigma.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Haha! I forgot about him! $500 Dave, the Johnny Walker Bandit!

[identity profile] loose-joints.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE

[identity profile] nosrialleon.livejournal.com 2003-12-17 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
NUCLEAR, PREFERABLY