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I’m in that “nothing to lose” and “consequences matter not” mode right now. So if anyone needs a major felony committed, or a hugely humiliating task completed, or a 47 Ronin style suicide attack done, just let me know; I’m your guy!

Yours,

that Guy with Nothing to Lose

Comments

Another 40 dollars!

[xtreme-pr0k.livejournal.com]

You could go and with questions and acts find out if $500 Dave truly is, in fact, $500 Dave. And if so, is it worth it?

Re: Another 40 dollars!

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

Haha! I forgot about him! $500 Dave, the Johnny Walker Bandit!