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I’m in that “nothing to lose” and “consequences matter not” mode right now. So if anyone needs a major felony committed, or a hugely humiliating task completed, or a 47 Ronin style suicide attack done, just let me know; I’m your guy!

Yours,

that Guy with Nothing to Lose

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[kniwt.livejournal.com]

Put on a blue dress, get a job as a White House intern, and seduce President Bush while a photographer from the National Enquirer lurks outside the window of the Lincoln Bedroom.

I'll chip in a crisp, new, colorful $20.

[srl.livejournal.com]

I'll chip in a crisp, new $100.