I'm glad no one does the Friday Five any more

[substitute]

1. Hey everybody! If you have, indeed, never been mellow, soft rock is now back! This is totally awesome news in that I had yet to find a use for my 100 rounds of Federal Hydra-Shok .40 hollowpoint ammunition.
   
   
2. Hey everybody! There really weren't any ninjas. Sorry. Big old fake.
   
   
3. ROBOT GUINEA PIG? ROBOT GUINEA PIG!
   
   
4. I hope none of you local kids are pals with Logan here, since the Register reports he got taken in last night with 2 pounds of weed and a kilo of shrooms.
   
   
5. And this just in from wearescott: it's the ultimate AMERICA FUCK YEAH BURGER!

Comments

I for one...

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

...welcome our new dougnut-burger eating, ninjaless, soft rocking, armor piercing, robot stoner-pig overlords.

But then, I'm kinda easy that way...

mojo sends

Re: I for one...

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It's amazing how many psilocybin mushrooms a robot guinea pig needs, officer.

[kineticfactory.livejournal.com]

I guess that finally settles the whole pirates-vs.-ninja gedankenexperiment then.

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

I think the pirates beat the ninjas so completely, the ninjas were erased from history.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

Wow that's a lot of drugs to be carying around!

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Bah. on the shrooms count I'd have easily twice that in my backpack in high school on good picking days.

What?

[changeng.livejournal.com]

which is why i sneak captain and tenille tunes in my set - it's the sound of tomorrow.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Holy shit but is that a Feederz reference in #1?

[hersheyjumper.livejournal.com]

That robot is the exact opposite of a real Guinea pig in every way imaginable.