Two lumps please.

Hey vickajew, do you know the answer?

To this question about Russian?

Midstate Office Supply represent

I introduced torgo_x to the nightmare world of Orange County's Party Losers Website, a party promoter inexplicably named "Spirit World" whom I've mocked here before. A few minutes browsing their photo albums will tell you all you need to know about the phrase "Bros and Hos". Sean of course found the "best" picture of all, featuring a mighty fly Accounts Receivable Manager and his crew:



The Sean John shirt makes it.

lactose-free ultraviolence milk

1. torgo_x is your own personal news service today, giving us the all the news roundup we need. I really like the quote from the French policeman, where he manages to get a Biblical reference and a wine/communism quip in the same sentence.
   
   
2. I got spinnaz all over 'cause that's how I roll.
   
   
3. Wait, did NASA just explain something by microgravity levitation?
   
   
4. I was delighted to see the headline "Ashlee Simpson in Blender" until I found out that this referred to Blender magazine. Guys, get your type styles right! You're getting my hopes up with these style errors!
   
   
5. Let's all read this detailed engineering analysis of squid!
   
   
6. These genetically modified peas turned out to be possibly dangerous. Oops.
   
   
7. Learn to Pop and Lock from this instructional DVD. The video clips are...
   
   
8. Schneier as usual gets the real point of the Sony DRM disaster: The antivirus companies just plain suck. Why waste your money?
   
   
9. Clockwork Orange-like eyeball movement measuring can detect childhood brain ailments early, it seems.

local interest: white city ruins, Altadena

The urban_decay community reveals something I hadn't heard of, the ruins of "White City", a resort north of Altadena in the hills. There's a photo gallery of the site. That sounds like a really cool (if strenuous) hike/photo expedition.

AC/DC

Bowie in Tesla biopic with Jackman, Bale.

As I said to the person who showed this to me, the next question is whether Tesla will star in a musical exploration of the life of Jim Bowie...

Mr. T. Versus Roomba

Wow, Kurt Vonnegut has become a complete asshole instead of just an overrated writer.

In other news emacs is a Jewish plot.

There's also a problem with Brent Spiner (mp3 with an html mime type, kind of a pain).

what

WHAT

The Ca.. Todd Ru.. wha... WHAT?

Phear me

( japanese demon quiz )