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[substitute]

I introduced torgo_x to the nightmare world of Orange County's Party Losers Website, a party promoter inexplicably named "Spirit World" whom I've mocked here before. A few minutes browsing their photo albums will tell you all you need to know about the phrase "Bros and Hos". Sean of course found the "best" picture of all, featuring a mighty fly Accounts Receivable Manager and his crew:



The Sean John shirt makes it.

Comments

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

titties

help

[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Hello this is Spirit World phone orders

Hello this is Zeb, I'd like to order a Quality Assortment

Yes sir would you like me to use your saved preferences

Yes please

Vey well sir please click here to accept the current offering

*click* Yes thank you this will be great please put it on my card and thanks

Thank you, sir have a great day

Re: help

[substitute.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

[namja.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, P Diddy just got dizzy and threw up in his mouth a little.

Represent

[vanmojo.livejournal.com]

H-Dogg in tha MuthaFukin Hizz-ouse...

mojo sends

I don't understand

[changeng.livejournal.com]

I don't know what this "Spirit World" this is, but,

Why does this seem so bleak, depressing and hopeless? Why do I have this desire to jump into a burlap sack full of kittens and have us thrown into the river?

I left my do-rag on the shelf next to the post-it notes

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

you can't see the plugs can you? Why yes, I am wearing Axe.

[wrecking--ball.livejournal.com]

This picture makes me feel sad.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'm bitter enough lately that I just had a big old schadenfreude-filled laugh instead of cringing at these people. I can't wait until the housing slump when they all have to give back their porsches and stop partying half the week and get jobs as assistant managers at Quizno's.

[gutbloom.livejournal.com]

So the young in shape guys with ink are "staff". Are the women too? Is this guy surrounded by the bartenders and security of party he paid to get into?

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Has no one yet pointed out to Diddy that "Sean John" is redundant?