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I will be your bitter waitress tonight.
Nov. 20th, 2005 12:36 am( waitress QUIZ )
Nov. 20th, 2005
Link Wray died.
It's hard to use spinach in stir fries because of the water issue.
There are a couple of person-shaped holes in my life that are going to be hard to fill.
The butternut, it turns out, is a kind of walnut.
http://www.yiddishradioproject.org/exhibits/stutchkoff/curses.php3?pg=1
Cats like the corn starch that biodegradable plastic bags are made from.
I need to learn how to be alone.
It's hard to use spinach in stir fries because of the water issue.
There are a couple of person-shaped holes in my life that are going to be hard to fill.
The butternut, it turns out, is a kind of walnut.
http://www.yiddishradioproject.org/exhibits/stutchkoff/curses.php3?pg=1
Cats like the corn starch that biodegradable plastic bags are made from.
I need to learn how to be alone.
Only President Clouseau Can Save Us Now
Nov. 20th, 2005 01:29 pm
U.S. President George W. Bush reacts as he tries to open a locked door as he leaves a news conference in Beijing November 20, 2005.
unsentimental hygiene
Nov. 20th, 2005 02:36 pm- I was already a member of this religion, and I just didn't know it. I am quite serious, actually. I don't feel that gathering in groups and acting like a religion makes too much sense, but all along the one thing I've known is that I don't know anything.
- TABLETOP VIBRATOR FOR OFFICE USE. Actually if this thing worked better than most conference phones it'd be sorta cool.
- Meet John Rendon, the secret master of spin.
Oh, Gary..
Bonus points for: "One of my colleagues recognized him immediately", "Nguyen Van Phuc".
Max sentence is 5 years there, but I imagine the Vietnamese prison <-> Western Nation prison correspondence is like dog years.
Bonus points for: "One of my colleagues recognized him immediately", "Nguyen Van Phuc".
Max sentence is 5 years there, but I imagine the Vietnamese prison <-> Western Nation prison correspondence is like dog years.
Classic patio scene.
Nov. 20th, 2005 07:44 pmSitting at the bar next to A.J. and talking with Michelle, bla bla, half-reading a book.
In walks this woman who is so hot as to cause a readjustment of the Universal Hotness Index, one flaming screaming hot PIECE OF ASS, probably about 19 years old. I skip a few beats from pure lust, and A.J. notices. He turns around back and says "Holy shit." I smile at her nervously, she smiles back in a very pleasant way and goes back out.
A.J. says "Dude! That was for YOU!"
"She is seven years old," I reply.
After a few more conversations and 100 pages of reading, I head to my car. Miss. Jesus H. Christ My Spleen Just Exploded With Lust From Looking at You is sitting with Tommy "Aloysius" Dougherty, who has been "39" for ten years or so. He's being all artistic, and soulful, and poetical, and shit.
Didn't I see this same exact scene in 1996? And every weekend since?
In walks this woman who is so hot as to cause a readjustment of the Universal Hotness Index, one flaming screaming hot PIECE OF ASS, probably about 19 years old. I skip a few beats from pure lust, and A.J. notices. He turns around back and says "Holy shit." I smile at her nervously, she smiles back in a very pleasant way and goes back out.
A.J. says "Dude! That was for YOU!"
"She is seven years old," I reply.
After a few more conversations and 100 pages of reading, I head to my car. Miss. Jesus H. Christ My Spleen Just Exploded With Lust From Looking at You is sitting with Tommy "Aloysius" Dougherty, who has been "39" for ten years or so. He's being all artistic, and soulful, and poetical, and shit.
Didn't I see this same exact scene in 1996? And every weekend since?