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1. torgo_x is your own personal news service today, giving us the all the news roundup we need. I really like the quote from the French policeman, where he manages to get a Biblical reference and a wine/communism quip in the same sentence.
   
   
2. I got spinnaz all over 'cause that's how I roll.
   
   
3. Wait, did NASA just explain something by microgravity levitation?
   
   
4. I was delighted to see the headline "Ashlee Simpson in Blender" until I found out that this referred to Blender magazine. Guys, get your type styles right! You're getting my hopes up with these style errors!
   
   
5. Let's all read this detailed engineering analysis of squid!
   
   
6. These genetically modified peas turned out to be possibly dangerous. Oops.
   
   
7. Learn to Pop and Lock from this instructional DVD. The video clips are...
   
   
8. Schneier as usual gets the real point of the Sony DRM disaster: The antivirus companies just plain suck. Why waste your money?
   
   
9. Clockwork Orange-like eyeball movement measuring can detect childhood brain ailments early, it seems.

Comments

how do I be pimpin' my Sansabelt slacks?

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

The only "rolling" I do is my ginormous belly over my beltline, thereby making the spinner unable to function/spin, and pretty much obstructing any view of it.

Phat.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

torgo_x is always my hero.