unsentimental hygiene

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1. I was already a member of this religion, and I just didn't know it. I am quite serious, actually. I don't feel that gathering in groups and acting like a religion makes too much sense, but all along the one thing I've known is that I don't know anything.
   
   
2. TABLETOP VIBRATOR FOR OFFICE USE. Actually if this thing worked better than most conference phones it'd be sorta cool.
   
   
3. Meet John Rendon, the secret master of spin.