Classic patio scene.

[substitute]

Sitting at the bar next to A.J. and talking with Michelle, bla bla, half-reading a book.

In walks this woman who is so hot as to cause a readjustment of the Universal Hotness Index, one flaming screaming hot PIECE OF ASS, probably about 19 years old. I skip a few beats from pure lust, and A.J. notices. He turns around back and says "Holy shit." I smile at her nervously, she smiles back in a very pleasant way and goes back out.

A.J. says "Dude! That was for YOU!"

"She is seven years old," I reply.

After a few more conversations and 100 pages of reading, I head to my car. Miss. Jesus H. Christ My Spleen Just Exploded With Lust From Looking at You is sitting with Tommy "Aloysius" Dougherty, who has been "39" for ten years or so. He's being all artistic, and soulful, and poetical, and shit.

Didn't I see this same exact scene in 1996? And every weekend since?

Comments

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Although Tommy is a midget with a bad attitude, he does get the ASS. For some reason.


His favorite book is Still Life with Woodpecker.

that is all.

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

I will be the lone dissenter and stick up for Aloysious - I think he's a good guy

[substitute.livejournal.com]

He's nice enough to me if no woman is present.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

He and I are both so opinionated, we butt heads if we get too deep.
I had a HUGE crush on him for about ten years. I do like him he just fills me with rage.

[nickjb.livejournal.com]

I fill all my bitches with rage also!

patron saint of beer

[the-angelmoroni.livejournal.com]

he sold me my first keg, actually, he gave it to me, i gave him a donation.

kept the meat-house stocked for weeks.

good in my book

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

I have *such* a thing for David Krumholtz, currently appearing in Numb3rs. We were watching Addams Family Values the other night, when my brother-in-law said, "Hey, that's that guy from Numb3rs!"

Sure enough, the adorable geek that Christina Ricci I mean Wednesday Addams dates is played by David Krumholtz. At about 12.

Now I feel like *such* a cradlesnatcher. (Not that my feelings for Christina Ricci weren't already unsettling on that score.)

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! That was him???

*boggle*

[changeng.livejournal.com]

hmm. gotta pic of this guy? I'd love to see what gets tail in Costa Mesa.

[frobisher.livejournal.com]

Fine. Just send me a picture of the young lady...

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Dude. Next time AJ starts talking about a 19 year old piece of ass, remind him of what can happen when you *do* actually get the 19 year old piece of ass. It can, um, be unpleasant. Not that I would know anything about that.

So true.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

::snapping noise::

What's that?

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

You can't go to bars together?

Re: What's that?

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you some place other than this. It is to LOL.

[dorothy-parka.livejournal.com]

some of the young ladies like men who are older than they are. for example, my hottest little friend, who i think is 23 now, recently broke up with my ex-bf, who is 43. of course, you have to be the sort of man who has the temperament for the young'uns.

i really don't know why she was dating him. i don't know why _i_ was dating him.