1st
01:17 am

new year's eve album

- 1 comment

07:09 pm

pick that nit. USE PROPER TERMINOLOGY TO DO SO

- 2 comments

08:12 pm

end of a holiday

- 2 comments

09:32 pm

[profile] vegemitelover + [personal profile] substitute + [profile] bruisedhips

- 5 comments

2nd
09:21 am

Funniest moments of 2003

- 4 comments

11:10 am

TERRISTS!!! courtesy [profile] kniwt

- 3 comments

04:53 pm

Courtesy [profile] bruisedhips, it's JimmyS!



06:57 pm

I only found out he'd done this after he died.

- 1 comment

3rd
12:36 pm

They didn't have any concept of genre

- 2 comments

12:57 pm

(no subject)



01:16 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

07:30 pm

saturday afternoon on the patio

- 6 comments

11:02 pm

coffeeshop fragment #1



4th
12:59 am

'sup, B?

- 2 comments

01:09 am

referer logs don't lie

- 9 comments

11:05 am

and now, my brain stem

- 5 comments

08:39 pm

we carry in our bodies the death

- 9 comments

5th
05:14 am

good MORNING!!!



08:37 am

Good MORNING (part 2)

- 9 comments

11:18 am

I don't know what I mean to think until I hear what I have said

- 18 comments

11:39 am

Rules

- 6 comments

12:30 pm

courtesy [personal profile] stimps

- 1 comment

04:43 pm

ITEMS.

- 4 comments

06:09 pm

Quote of the day



10:33 pm

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

- 8 comments

6th
02:26 pm

not dead yet

- 12 comments

04:32 pm

it's been 10 years

- 6 comments

11:09 pm

narrative fragment #2



11:40 pm

Invest in a boot stamping on a human face, forever.

- 3 comments

7th
12:24 am

Thank you [community profile] eyeteeth

- 9 comments

12:42 am

fauxhawk; H hates phones; H hates plants.

- 9 comments

11:30 am

Let's see how long this lasts!

- 3 comments

01:05 pm

14 Episodes of the OC in 1,260 words

- 1 comment

01:50 pm

[profile] kennfusion reminded me of this problem

- 15 comments

02:21 pm

Honey? The butter says "Don't Be a TV Whore" for some reason

- 1 comment

10:23 pm

[profile] flamehaireddame is a goddess

- 4 comments

11:16 pm

and this just in from [profile] jonpants: SUPPORT URKAINE



8th
01:26 am

hell's food court

- 6 comments

10:26 am

The Decline of Whatever This Thing Is

- 5 comments

07:36 pm

Overheard at the high class liquor store

- 3 comments

07:52 pm

Social Re-Engineering: the Davey Proposal

- 1 comment

11:53 pm

It had to happen!

- 1 comment

9th
02:36 pm

A group of crazy nymphos wrote me bad copy on my own ship!

- 2 comments

02:43 pm

courtesy [personal profile] gynocide

- 5 comments

03:49 pm

No, we don't have any Black iPods yet



10th
12:21 am

workin for the weak end

- 6 comments

08:35 am

You got your hypotenuse in my acute angle! Ow!

- 3 comments

08:44 am

Oh, and while we're on the subject of Sex Disasters

- 6 comments

09:03 am

Tourism can be deadly

- 2 comments

06:02 pm

at sea

- 6 comments

11th
01:24 am

AHEM!!!!1!!

- 8 comments

02:31 am

car show collage



11:38 am

car culture

- 2 comments

12:12 pm

Ray of sunshine

- 5 comments

05:15 pm

(no subject)

- 9 comments

11:03 pm

Worst. Job. Posting. Evar.

- 3 comments

11:54 pm

verses without sermon

- 2 comments

12th
12:42 am

The hell of online personals, Part MMIV

- 6 comments

10:23 am

health advisory

- 5 comments

01:26 pm

lyrics du jour

- 8 comments

03:54 pm

(no subject)

- 2 comments

04:49 pm

not like we're geeks or anything

- 7 comments

04:59 pm

mindmap

- 2 comments

09:49 pm

neural noogies for nattering nabobs

- 6 comments

10:11 pm

Dear God: Please incinerate South Carolina. Thanks.

- 5 comments

13th
10:14 am

NO.

- 16 comments

02:19 pm

For Bethya, mostly

- 1 comment

02:35 pm

And watch this lovin' feeling disappear like it was common sense

- 2 comments

04:07 pm

A blast from my past? I think so.

- 1 comment

04:18 pm

for best thing to staunch the flow probably not going to stick



11:57 pm

my throat..

- 3 comments

14th
09:54 am

Shrunk

- 13 comments

11:54 am

deja hoodoo

- 5 comments

12:17 pm

Fauxhawk Failure, 17th & Newport Starbucks, Wednesday 1215 PST

- 6 comments

03:41 pm

status updates from all over

- 1 comment

03:50 pm

Diplomacy in the age of Dubbya

- 1 comment

11:34 pm

down and out in the o.c.

- 3 comments

15th
12:15 pm

worth 1,000 words

- 7 comments

12:55 pm

DISTURBINGLY ACCURATE

- 4 comments

01:04 pm

[personal profile] badparents. Yup.

- 2 comments

01:44 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [profile] zebulon_y!!!

- 14 comments

03:14 pm

Two great trends that taste great together

- 9 comments

04:58 pm

Gastronomy updates from all over

- 5 comments

09:37 pm

How long, may I ask, have we been in dry dock?

- 1 comment

11:02 pm

And over here on the left, the World's Largest Pork Barrel!



16th
12:42 pm

BROHAAAAAS

- 3 comments

01:15 pm

Perhaps you'd also like to look at the 2004 Chrysler Condescension, little missy

- 6 comments

02:39 pm

I decree

- 9 comments

09:02 pm

It's my own fault but



17th
12:27 am

...

- 7 comments

01:12 am

this is all lisa's fault

- 3 comments

09:28 am

Misery loves taxidermy

- 2 comments

01:03 pm

Hell

- 1 comment

11:28 pm

In their eyes there's something lacking / What they need's a SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE

- 6 comments

18th
02:20 am

The Last Thing Colonel Sprumworthy Saw

- 1 comment

11:29 am

I want to see "Executive Fear Factor", myself



01:43 pm

observation

- 4 comments

02:11 pm

my life? Jesus and Tequila

- 9 comments

03:12 pm

T GENERICUS IS THIS BETTER?

- 2 comments

03:22 pm

Dear Kenn:

- 3 comments

04:22 pm

My love-hate affair with "indie"

- 17 comments

04:33 pm

big bunnies.

- 9 comments

11:19 pm

people with camphones

- 4 comments

19th
12:12 am

Hell, Texas

- 3 comments

10:59 am

BUTT.

- 2 comments

01:25 pm

T ODRADAK



05:23 pm

where i've been going to at

- 3 comments

20th
10:14 am

In the crosshairs

- 8 comments

01:05 pm

three letter bands

- 24 comments

03:56 pm

all's well that fucking ends at some point

- 5 comments

21st
12:00 am

Poem du jour (not mine, don't worry)



01:52 am

My eyes. The goggles.

- 4 comments

12:18 pm

Political song for no one to sing



12:55 pm

Two new ones from April Winchell



01:39 pm

The gadgets of yesterday

- 4 comments

02:11 pm

my name is laaaarrrry

- 2 comments

04:18 pm

2 Corinthians 4 (slight return)

- 3 comments

05:18 pm

Half the people there were paid to attend, for sure

- 2 comments

11:19 pm

Back in the Garage oh god no

- 5 comments

22nd
12:20 pm

global warming is GOOD!!



03:01 pm

[profile] trinnit found this

- 8 comments

03:34 pm

...

- 6 comments

05:48 pm

She used the word "penultimate" wrong in two different ways in one speech

- 1 comment

11:05 pm

I would like to ask David Lynch to stop making the movie of my life

- 10 comments

23rd
11:37 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

12:25 pm

NO.

- 9 comments

01:40 pm

I hate you, milkman kenn

- 7 comments

04:52 pm

Seen at Panera today

- 6 comments

24th
11:53 am

Bring a pair of ducks



25th
12:35 am

i shot the banana

- 7 comments

12:43 am

the barracuda represents puberty

- 3 comments

03:18 pm

So cal winter pastoral (suburban mix)



26th
12:30 am

Christmas Time Suicide Balloon

- 2 comments

01:15 am

Bleak Pride

- 2 comments

10:50 pm

There's a question of whether there ever was a business there.



11:18 pm

I require Marquee N's

- 3 comments

27th
09:25 am

OMG YEAH GET OUT THE VOTE \m/ \m/

- 2 comments

02:47 pm

GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

- 5 comments

11:51 pm

I am going to see Neko Case. Also, someone is RETARTED. Also..

- 6 comments

28th
07:55 pm

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

- 1 comment

29th
01:16 am

sight unseen

- 3 comments

11:02 am

Cory-ism of the day

- 1 comment

11:35 am

We have a wet cleanup on.. downtown...

- 13 comments

01:15 pm

Dispatches from the inexplicable

- 19 comments

02:44 pm

To Hoag Hospital and my insurer

- 16 comments

09:35 pm

Hallmark holidays

- 4 comments

30th
12:30 am

boing OUCH boing OUCH boom boom BOMP

- 6 comments

12:53 am

You are not your wilted arugula prophylactic.

- 1 comment

12:39 pm

BBC Now Hiring Chickens

- 4 comments

07:46 pm

AAAHHHHHP

- 4 comments

31st
01:46 am

I have been reading and re-reading this quote again and again

- 2 comments

12:07 pm

Two evil titans collide

- 5 comments

12:19 pm

Ecclesiastical news from all over

- 2 comments

01:12 pm

Mary Gaitskill on Secretary

- 11 comments

02:38 pm

Suburban pastoral

- 2 comments

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