1st
01:17

new year's eve album

- 1 comment

19:09

pick that nit. USE PROPER TERMINOLOGY TO DO SO

- 2 comments

20:12

end of a holiday

- 2 comments

21:32

[profile] vegemitelover + [personal profile] substitute + [profile] bruisedhips

- 5 comments

2nd
09:21

Funniest moments of 2003

- 4 comments

11:10

TERRISTS!!! courtesy [profile] kniwt

- 3 comments

16:53

Courtesy [profile] bruisedhips, it's JimmyS!



18:57

I only found out he'd done this after he died.

- 1 comment

3rd
12:36

They didn't have any concept of genre

- 2 comments

12:57

(no subject)



13:16

(no subject)

- 3 comments

19:30

saturday afternoon on the patio

- 6 comments

23:02

coffeeshop fragment #1



4th
00:59

'sup, B?

- 2 comments

01:09

referer logs don't lie

- 9 comments

11:05

and now, my brain stem

- 5 comments

20:39

we carry in our bodies the death

- 9 comments

5th
05:14

good MORNING!!!



08:37

Good MORNING (part 2)

- 9 comments

11:18

I don't know what I mean to think until I hear what I have said

- 18 comments

11:39

Rules

- 6 comments

12:30

courtesy [personal profile] stimps

- 1 comment

16:43

ITEMS.

- 4 comments

18:09

Quote of the day



22:33

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

- 8 comments

6th
14:26

not dead yet

- 12 comments

16:32

it's been 10 years

- 6 comments

23:09

narrative fragment #2



23:40

Invest in a boot stamping on a human face, forever.

- 3 comments

7th
00:24

Thank you [community profile] eyeteeth

- 9 comments

00:42

fauxhawk; H hates phones; H hates plants.

- 9 comments

11:30

Let's see how long this lasts!

- 3 comments

13:05

14 Episodes of the OC in 1,260 words

- 1 comment

13:50

[profile] kennfusion reminded me of this problem

- 15 comments

14:21

Honey? The butter says "Don't Be a TV Whore" for some reason

- 1 comment

22:23

[profile] flamehaireddame is a goddess

- 4 comments

23:16

and this just in from [profile] jonpants: SUPPORT URKAINE



8th
01:26

hell's food court

- 6 comments

10:26

The Decline of Whatever This Thing Is

- 5 comments

19:36

Overheard at the high class liquor store

- 3 comments

19:52

Social Re-Engineering: the Davey Proposal

- 1 comment

23:53

It had to happen!

- 1 comment

9th
14:36

A group of crazy nymphos wrote me bad copy on my own ship!

- 2 comments

14:43

courtesy [personal profile] gynocide

- 5 comments

15:49

No, we don't have any Black iPods yet



10th
00:21

workin for the weak end

- 6 comments

08:35

You got your hypotenuse in my acute angle! Ow!

- 3 comments

08:44

Oh, and while we're on the subject of Sex Disasters

- 6 comments

09:03

Tourism can be deadly

- 2 comments

18:02

at sea

- 6 comments

11th
01:24

AHEM!!!!1!!

- 8 comments

02:31

car show collage



11:38

car culture

- 2 comments

12:12

Ray of sunshine

- 5 comments

17:15

(no subject)

- 9 comments

23:03

Worst. Job. Posting. Evar.

- 3 comments

23:54

verses without sermon

- 2 comments

12th
00:42

The hell of online personals, Part MMIV

- 6 comments

10:23

health advisory

- 5 comments

13:26

lyrics du jour

- 8 comments

15:54

(no subject)

- 2 comments

16:49

not like we're geeks or anything

- 7 comments

16:59

mindmap

- 2 comments

21:49

neural noogies for nattering nabobs

- 6 comments

22:11

Dear God: Please incinerate South Carolina. Thanks.

- 5 comments

13th
10:14

NO.

- 16 comments

14:19

For Bethya, mostly

- 1 comment

14:35

And watch this lovin' feeling disappear like it was common sense

- 2 comments

16:07

A blast from my past? I think so.

- 1 comment

16:18

for best thing to staunch the flow probably not going to stick



23:57

my throat..

- 3 comments

14th
09:54

Shrunk

- 13 comments

11:54

deja hoodoo

- 5 comments

12:17

Fauxhawk Failure, 17th & Newport Starbucks, Wednesday 1215 PST

- 6 comments

15:41

status updates from all over

- 1 comment

15:50

Diplomacy in the age of Dubbya

- 1 comment

23:34

down and out in the o.c.

- 3 comments

15th
12:15

worth 1,000 words

- 7 comments

12:55

DISTURBINGLY ACCURATE

- 4 comments

13:04

[personal profile] badparents. Yup.

- 2 comments

13:44

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [profile] zebulon_y!!!

- 14 comments

15:14

Two great trends that taste great together

- 9 comments

16:58

Gastronomy updates from all over

- 5 comments

21:37

How long, may I ask, have we been in dry dock?

- 1 comment

23:02

And over here on the left, the World's Largest Pork Barrel!



16th
12:42

BROHAAAAAS

- 3 comments

13:15

Perhaps you'd also like to look at the 2004 Chrysler Condescension, little missy

- 6 comments

14:39

I decree

- 9 comments

21:02

It's my own fault but



17th
00:27

...

- 7 comments

01:12

this is all lisa's fault

- 3 comments

09:28

Misery loves taxidermy

- 2 comments

13:03

Hell

- 1 comment

23:28

In their eyes there's something lacking / What they need's a SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE

- 6 comments

18th
02:20

The Last Thing Colonel Sprumworthy Saw

- 1 comment

11:29

I want to see "Executive Fear Factor", myself



13:43

observation

- 4 comments

14:11

my life? Jesus and Tequila

- 9 comments

15:12

T GENERICUS IS THIS BETTER?

- 2 comments

15:22

Dear Kenn:

- 3 comments

16:22

My love-hate affair with "indie"

- 17 comments

16:33

big bunnies.

- 9 comments

23:19

people with camphones

- 4 comments

19th
00:12

Hell, Texas

- 3 comments

10:59

BUTT.

- 2 comments

13:25

T ODRADAK



17:23

where i've been going to at

- 3 comments

20th
10:14

In the crosshairs

- 8 comments

13:05

three letter bands

- 24 comments

15:56

all's well that fucking ends at some point

- 5 comments

21st
00:00

Poem du jour (not mine, don't worry)



01:52

My eyes. The goggles.

- 4 comments

12:18

Political song for no one to sing



12:55

Two new ones from April Winchell



13:39

The gadgets of yesterday

- 4 comments

14:11

my name is laaaarrrry

- 2 comments

16:18

2 Corinthians 4 (slight return)

- 3 comments

17:18

Half the people there were paid to attend, for sure

- 2 comments

23:19

Back in the Garage oh god no

- 5 comments

22nd
12:20

global warming is GOOD!!



15:01

[profile] trinnit found this

- 8 comments

15:34

...

- 6 comments

17:48

She used the word "penultimate" wrong in two different ways in one speech

- 1 comment

23:05

I would like to ask David Lynch to stop making the movie of my life

- 10 comments

23rd
11:37

(no subject)

- 3 comments

12:25

NO.

- 9 comments

13:40

I hate you, milkman kenn

- 7 comments

16:52

Seen at Panera today

- 6 comments

24th
11:53

Bring a pair of ducks



25th
00:35

i shot the banana

- 7 comments

00:43

the barracuda represents puberty

- 3 comments

15:18

So cal winter pastoral (suburban mix)



26th
00:30

Christmas Time Suicide Balloon

- 2 comments

01:15

Bleak Pride

- 2 comments

22:50

There's a question of whether there ever was a business there.



23:18

I require Marquee N's

- 3 comments

27th
09:25

OMG YEAH GET OUT THE VOTE \m/ \m/

- 2 comments

14:47

GRAND THEFT AUTO JERK CITY: ONLY FOR X-KOCKS!

- 5 comments

23:51

I am going to see Neko Case. Also, someone is RETARTED. Also..

- 6 comments

28th
19:55

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

- 1 comment

29th
01:16

sight unseen

- 3 comments

11:02

Cory-ism of the day

- 1 comment

11:35

We have a wet cleanup on.. downtown...

- 13 comments

13:15

Dispatches from the inexplicable

- 19 comments

14:44

To Hoag Hospital and my insurer

- 16 comments

21:35

Hallmark holidays

- 4 comments

30th
00:30

boing OUCH boing OUCH boom boom BOMP

- 6 comments

00:53

You are not your wilted arugula prophylactic.

- 1 comment

12:39

BBC Now Hiring Chickens

- 4 comments

19:46

AAAHHHHHP

- 4 comments

31st
01:46

I have been reading and re-reading this quote again and again

- 2 comments

12:07

Two evil titans collide

- 5 comments

12:19

Ecclesiastical news from all over

- 2 comments

13:12

Mary Gaitskill on Secretary

- 11 comments

14:38

Suburban pastoral

- 2 comments