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substitute How are you?
eyeteeth Yesterday I shorted out the lights on the second floor and set fire to my sock.
substitute Yikes.
eyeteeth I wasn’t wearing the sock at the time, at least.
substitute Bonus.

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[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

What I neglected to mention was that I incinerated the sock in my attempt to dry it off after stepping in dog piss. Yesterday was a big day for me, all right.