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TAIPEI (Reuters) - The decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said.

The 56-foot dead whale had been on a truck headed for an autopsy at a university earlier this week, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

The whale had died after it was beached on the southwestern coast of the island.

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Date: 2004-01-29 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyn23.livejournal.com
Dude, I am so nauseous today already! bleh.

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Date: 2004-01-29 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Sorry. At least you don't have a 5' whale penis in your latte!

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Date: 2004-01-29 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com
Good userpic with that photo. Maybe he'll explode too. Though I heard recently that he's off the Prednisone and is returning to his usual icky self.

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Date: 2004-01-29 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] circumambulate.livejournal.com
heh

Heard about that on NPR, this morning.

That's a bad smell.

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Date: 2004-01-29 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfjack.livejournal.com
I am never going to be able to eat whale again. Also, does this make the autopsy easier or harder?

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Date: 2004-01-29 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandaxian.livejournal.com
Tuna melts for everyone!!! HOORAY! This solves world hunger!

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Date: 2004-01-29 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fattmike.livejournal.com
Sixty tons of sperm on the road,
Sixty tons of sperm,
Take one ton and have some fun,
Fifty nine tons of sperm on the road.

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Date: 2004-01-29 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frobisher.livejournal.com
What, AGAIN???

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kraq.livejournal.com
A whale-meat bomb? Osama's funds must be running low.

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odradak.livejournal.com
EXPLODING WHALE CARCASS ROCK N ROLL COWBOY.

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Date: 2004-01-29 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] effluvia.livejournal.com
The thing that gets me is, okay...so you're going about your business in town, maybe getting some lunch.

You casuallyglance over as an open flatbed truck drives down Main Street toting a HUGE WHALE. Like the tail was dragging in the street, it's so big. And the only thing people get excited about was the gigantic whale dong! I mean...talk about penis fixation.

And then of course, the whale explodes all over your noodles. And still people talk about the whale dong.

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Date: 2004-01-29 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klikitak.livejournal.com
whats more bizarre- a whale exploding in mid day, or A WHALE BEING TOWED ON A TRUCK BED?!

man, if that was only 17th street...

also, i think that guys a little bummed about his scooter.

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Date: 2004-01-30 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feedle.livejournal.com
There are some things you just can't.. "unsee." Ick.

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