I hate you, milkman kenn

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This one is even worse: clucky

Where the hell are you finding this stuff?

“you could always use his working two jobs as an excuse for you to have a baby.. to keep you company when you’re home alone..”

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

This community makes baby stimpy cry.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

Me.
Too.

[halfjack.livejournal.com]

Kenn needs the "inside voice/outside voice" lecture.

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

There are so many voices in my head, it is difficult for me to remember which is inside and which is outside......

[zeppo.livejournal.com]

My personal fave so far is the one about her boyfriend pulling out to come in a towel and then the two of them going at it again.
Impromptu birth control at its finest!

..after the cloth..

[substitute.livejournal.com]

they should name the baby "Terry".

[capnkjb.livejournal.com]

That journal makes my brain hurt. It does not need such help!

This is mainly because there is an excess of estrogen in that "community" and I think I'm allergic. LD50 for female groupings that talk about babies is 5, and the list is much larger than that.

Also it's hella sappy, omg. Don't they realize that babies are stinky, loud, and hate you when they get older?