I actually like Panera just fine...

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...but whoever wrote this needs to be taken out to the shed and shot:

What is bread leadership?
With the single goal of making great bread broadly available to consumers across America, Panera Bread freshly bakes more bread each day than any bakery-cafe concept in the country.

From http://panera.textdriven.com/about/company/

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Re: Uh, the quote is trademarked

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It sounds painful. Shouldn't the loaf be under the arm, or held in the hand? Do they sharpen it and then force it into your biceps? Ow