I actually like Panera just fine...

[substitute]

...but whoever wrote this needs to be taken out to the shed and shot:

What is bread leadership?
With the single goal of making great bread broadly available to consumers across America, Panera Bread freshly bakes more bread each day than any bakery-cafe concept in the country.

From http://panera.textdriven.com/about/company/

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[do-not-lick.livejournal.com]

Sort of an artosocracy?

[mr-flippant.livejournal.com]

Uh, the quote is trademarked

[klikitak.livejournal.com]

What is the company mission?

A loaf of bread in every arm®

Sheesh, I better watch using that sentence in fear of a Panera lawsuit. Zips mouth.

Re: Uh, the quote is trademarked

[substitute.livejournal.com]

It sounds painful. Shouldn't the loaf be under the arm, or held in the hand? Do they sharpen it and then force it into your biceps? Ow

[ranai.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for when, five months from now, whoever wrote that copy will anonymously post a comment asking whether or not you just issued (yet another) death threat. You are a dangerous man!

Christian Bale will play me in the movie.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I have a crawlspace full of dead hookers marketers.

[springheel-jack.livejournal.com]

It's the rare "concept" that can bake. I'm not sure even the Pure Concepts of the Understanding™ can bake. Not well, anyway.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

If only they wanted to make sure bread was broadly available to the hungry people across America...