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This is the most successful "viral" marketing campaign since The Blair Witch Project. You bought the "internet rumor." You bought the "they wanted to change it but Samuel L. Jackson insisted on the title." You made your own media and distributed it. You posted about it on the Internet over and over and over.

Because you'll enjoy anything with a detached sense of superiority, you made yourselves part of the strategy. Because black people saying "motherfucker" is funny, and because cheesy horror movies that scare people inferior to you are funny, and because you've been neotenized by pop culture irony into being perpetually 12 years old, you got trolled into the street team for a midnight movie and made some Chads and Brads and Thads in shiny shirts very, very, rich.

You deserve the decoder ring, the glow-in-the-dark badge, and the build-it-yourself clubhouse now. You ate all four hundred boxes of Froot Loops.

Homage to [livejournal.com profile] springheel_jack for the phrase "consumer Stockholm Syndrome," which describes this phenomenon perfectly.

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
but Dude... SNAKES ON A PLANE!

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
their in ur store eatin ur cheez

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
I agree with your viral marketing points but still... If I see it, it won't be ironically. I will enjoy it the same way I enjoyed "Rock N Roll High School"

oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

I am not sure that anyone should admit that they knew of Rock N Roll High School, let alone went to see it, and even less that they enjoyed it....

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
OMG, are you kidding? RNR High School is the best B movie ever. I feel sad for anyone who can't appreciate it.

Take your punk hate somewhere else.

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

Wrong, Wrong, Wrongg!!!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!

Anything less and the Iranian Flying Saucers will return!!!

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
oh, got it. you're a stoner. No wonder you didn't appreciate its greatness.

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

wow....

actually, republican veteran, but I guess in this day and age when the great war hero's are karl rove and his ilk, I guess being called a stoner is not a bad thing? Stoner did invent the M-16 and other field equipage...

or am I missing the jab there...

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
"He had a Stoner Rifle. That fucking thing shot through concrete walls."

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

Ah Mad PROPS!!! now that is Art...

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-22 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I think that is a quote from Dispatches. I think so. It's been stuck in my head for 20 years.

Re: oh that is sad...

Date: 2006-08-23 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drieuxster.livejournal.com

Wow.... that has got to suck...

Personally given my choices, I have opted to curl up in a ball and embrace Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.....

The Bats, The Bats.....

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