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This is the most successful "viral" marketing campaign since The Blair Witch Project. You bought the "internet rumor." You bought the "they wanted to change it but Samuel L. Jackson insisted on the title." You made your own media and distributed it. You posted about it on the Internet over and over and over.

Because you'll enjoy anything with a detached sense of superiority, you made yourselves part of the strategy. Because black people saying "motherfucker" is funny, and because cheesy horror movies that scare people inferior to you are funny, and because you've been neotenized by pop culture irony into being perpetually 12 years old, you got trolled into the street team for a midnight movie and made some Chads and Brads and Thads in shiny shirts very, very, rich.

You deserve the decoder ring, the glow-in-the-dark badge, and the build-it-yourself clubhouse now. You ate all four hundred boxes of Froot Loops.

Homage to [livejournal.com profile] springheel_jack for the phrase "consumer Stockholm Syndrome," which describes this phenomenon perfectly.

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:31 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrozoa.livejournal.com
applause. expertly done.

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
but Dude... SNAKES ON A PLANE!

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
their in ur store eatin ur cheez

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oh that is sad...

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Cynicisms On A Internets

Date: 2006-08-21 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threepunchstuff.livejournal.com
Enough's enough! I've had it with this mothafuckin cynicism on this mothafuckin internet.

Listen up people! We need to put a barrier between ourselves and the cynicism!

I sing of Olaf glad and big...

Date: 2006-08-21 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
There is some shit I will not eat

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yoscott.livejournal.com
The best part is.... it's not like some internet moron picked up on this independently and started the "virus" as they'd have you believe. Samuel L Jackson promoted this movie over a year ago on Conan O'Brien when he was there to promote another movie. He said he was lobbying to call the movie what it was... snakes... on a plane. Not some catchy title, just call the movie what it is since it will probably stink anyway. Now, knowing that Conan O'Brien is just an Entertainment show used for PR/Marketing, we can see it was a well calculated move. Now it's a shitty movie with a gimmick instead of just a shitty movie.

I love how the internet works in waves. The superiority complex of the "in-crowd" declaring whats cool is soon replaced with the superiority complex of the next "in-crowd" that declares that X fad is "like SO OVER AND DONE"

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
It's accelerating to the point that we can experience in-group exclusivity, consumer anticipation, excitement, disappointment, cynical rejection, nostalgia, ironic revival, and a return to in-group exclusivity all at the same time now.

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Date: 2006-08-21 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ranai.livejournal.com
Seeing that movie was the crowning achievement of my life, and everything I've ever done, led up to that night.

That glorious, liquor-drenched night.

Okay, that I buy.

Date: 2006-08-21 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I'll try anything with a glorious, liquor-drenched sense of detachment!

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childlaborcheap.livejournal.com
Wanna get married?

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Woohoo! Homebaked cookies for me!

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sumopanda.livejournal.com
Hahahaha!! This was a great entry! Seeing as i'm in Japan i'll probably never actually get the chance to see Snakes on a Plane unless it somehow makes it here. As people are so fond of quoting from the movie, I have indeed put a barrier between myself and the snakes. It's called the ocean, and the only copies of it i'll see floating around here will most likely be bootlegs and newly arrived Snakes on a Plane fanbois!

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Date: 2006-08-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ranai.livejournal.com
Oh! Hey! Who's the artist responsible for your icon?

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Date: 2006-08-21 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autodidactic.livejournal.com
Drat! I've failed to transcend the Machine again!

Guess I'll be out in the doghouse with my Froot Loops.

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Date: 2006-08-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fimmtiu.livejournal.com
Hate to be the lone voice of dissent here, but I don't see why it's a bad thing to find this movie, and the phenomena surrounding it, funny. Sure, of course there are people getting rich off it somewhere out there. It's a Hollywood movie; what else could one possibly expect? That has no bearing on whether or not it's an enjoyable meme for those participating.

Honestly, I think you're phrasing this in awfully dire terms; it's a pretty light-hearted thing without a lot of significance.

Respectfully, &c.
fimmtiu

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Date: 2006-08-21 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nebris.livejournal.com
The point is somewhere to be found in NBC devoting 15 times more airtime to the bogus Ramsey 'killer' than the NSA decision.

~M~

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This is my precise sentiment

Date: 2006-08-21 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyeteeth.livejournal.com
as a result I am getting sex reassignment so I can gay-marry you soonest

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Date: 2006-08-21 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendel.livejournal.com
Snakes on a Plane wins for breadth of confusing indie cool with movie fanboyism, but nothing beats the depth of the sneaker fans who demanded Adidas release -- and then hand-modified -- sneakers that were just like Zissou's in A Life Aquatic. This person gets it right though.

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Date: 2006-08-22 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com
Wes Anderson is what's wrong with America. And in fact I think he's what's wrong with Snakes on a Plane.

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Date: 2006-08-21 11:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
Man, and i thought i was pissy (http://ronebofh.livejournal.com/430304.html).

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Date: 2006-08-22 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cataptromancer.livejournal.com
Such venom.

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Date: 2006-08-22 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] besskeloid.livejournal.com
Goat On A Pole cacks all over it. From 50,000 feet.

I saw it

Date: 2006-08-22 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petdance.livejournal.com
I saw it on Friday. I enjoyed it for what it is. I am not ashamed.

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Date: 2006-08-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twatgrrl.livejournal.com
Thank you!
I have no desire to ever see that movie and all my stupid friends are shitting themselves over it.
I am glad to hear that someone whose opinions I respect feels the same way about this snake business.

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Date: 2006-08-22 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gcrumb.livejournal.com
One of the joys of living in a pre-modern society:

I told a friend of mine about this movie, and he said (in Bislama) "Snakes on the plane? Yeah, that would scare me. But centipedes are worse."

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Date: 2006-08-22 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Cape Buffalo

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NOOOOOO FLYFLY

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Date: 2006-08-22 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oh please, motherfucker. :-) Talk about pretentious. Snakes on a Plane is just a stupid movie, like Dude, Where's My Car? and Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle. It's just idiotic popcorn fun. You either like that sort of thing or you don't. You seem to be enjoying a "detached sense of superiority" by assuming that everyone who chooses to see it is a PR tool and that you are above it all, taking in the bigger reality that none of us in the movie seats could possibly understand. Eat some popcorn, yell at the screen, and have some fun, motherfucker. ;-)

We're all so badass when we're anonymous

Date: 2006-08-22 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
Oh please, motherfucker. Talk about anonymous coward. Motherfucker. :)

I'll like what I want. I don't like Harold and Kumar, Dude Where's My Car, or you. Because I don't have to. That's what we mean by "taste." I don't have to like everything.

Pretentious means pretending to like what you don't, and needing some justification for liking what you think you shouldn't. I don't like that shit. I find it to be: shit. And I have no guilty pleasures, because there is no taste police. The taste police is in your head, like the dream police.

Go back and read. I didn't say anyone was a PR tool for seeing a movie. The PR tools are the people who've been hyping a movie on the Internet thinking they were all part of some grassroots paradigm-busting Internet participatory media revolution when they were, in fact, at the bottom of an unpaid advertising pyramid scheme.

oh, it'll get worse

Date: 2006-08-22 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
just think of all the $X on a plane sequels there are going to be....brace yourself.

It's coming to helsinki in a artsy film festival, not in wide release...go figure. I guess the movie selection around the world this year is even worse than previously feared.

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Date: 2006-08-22 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breezygirl.livejournal.com
Hi - I added you as a friend, I saw this off of Sethfstuder's LJ.
I remember that Onion article, it fits this scenario so well.

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Date: 2006-10-11 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Uh, Snakes on a Plane wasn't very successful at all.

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Date: 2006-10-11 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
I didn't say the movie was. I said the publicity campaign was.

Ever notice that starting a comment with "Um," or "uh," makes anyone an instant asshole?

What did you think?

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