Iran, Iran's so far away
Aug. 10th, 2006 04:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
substituteDue to the nature of the threat revealed by this investigation, we are prohibiting any liquids, including beverages, hair gels, and lotions from being carried on the airplane.
Orange alert, Red from the U.K. Hairspray and lotion involved. The last five years has been a freakin' 80s revival already.
Do I even need to spell this out?
Orange alert, Red from the U.K. Hairspray and lotion involved. The last five years has been a freakin' 80s revival already.
Do I even need to spell this out?
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Date: 2006-08-10 12:37 pm (UTC)You know, I recently flew domestically and the TSA mugged me for my cigarette lighter. Apparently, they're now weapons of mass destruction--you can still bring up to 4 books of matches, though.
Soon, there will be an Evil Terrorist Plot(tm) that involves match heads ...
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Date: 2006-08-10 12:56 pm (UTC)Am I missing something technical?
bad budget films....
Date: 2006-08-10 05:16 pm (UTC)If the Evil Terrorists were to use anal plug explosives, then it would scare the TSA to be asking everyone to do the Goatse at the Air Port.
Hence it is not at all possible to make anal plug explosives.
It really is that Simple!!!
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Date: 2006-08-10 02:08 pm (UTC)Bad Hair Day....
Date: 2006-08-10 05:16 pm (UTC)Have a Bad Hair Day, Go To JAIL!!!
It is the Law!!!
It IS for your Protection.
Move along, nothing to see here...
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Date: 2006-08-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-11 02:10 am (UTC)