"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
You know, I recently flew domestically and the TSA mugged me for my cigarette lighter. Apparently, they're now weapons of mass destruction--you can still bring up to 4 books of matches, though.
Soon, there will be an Evil Terrorist Plot(tm) that involves match heads ...
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Date: 2006-08-10 12:37 pm (UTC)You know, I recently flew domestically and the TSA mugged me for my cigarette lighter. Apparently, they're now weapons of mass destruction--you can still bring up to 4 books of matches, though.
Soon, there will be an Evil Terrorist Plot(tm) that involves match heads ...