Iran, Iran's so far away

[substitute]

Due to the nature of the threat revealed by this investigation, we are prohibiting any liquids, including beverages, hair gels, and lotions from being carried on the airplane.

Orange alert, Red from the U.K. Hairspray and lotion involved. The last five years has been a freakin' 80s revival already.

Do I even need to spell this out?

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[dorothy-parka.livejournal.com]

i am laffing.