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Area gun nut fires at metal target with extremely powerful rifle, receives surprising yet educational physics lesson. Right up there with the Knife Show Katana Video.

via http://thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=285410

Video url is http://ignatz.buzznet.com/user/video/play/852721/

Fig. 1: A 1977 Mercury Retrograde

I despise astrology, but I'm starting to wonder if they're right about that whole "Mercury in retrograde" thing. I mean, I'm actually doing okay, better than I have in quite a while. Meanwhile, three-fourths of the people I know are having huge problems: substance abuse relapses, serious legal problems, bad government surprises, social disasters, Bad Love, medical "fun", surprise pop-up angst toys, Personal Itch, and insurance companies.

When your Mercury goes retrograde, my advice is junk it and buy a Honda before you put any more money in it. That's what I say.