You have chosen "Slow and Painful". Great choice!

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Fig. 1: A 1977 Mercury Retrograde

I despise astrology, but I'm starting to wonder if they're right about that whole "Mercury in retrograde" thing. I mean, I'm actually doing okay, better than I have in quite a while. Meanwhile, three-fourths of the people I know are having huge problems: substance abuse relapses, serious legal problems, bad government surprises, social disasters, Bad Love, medical "fun", surprise pop-up angst toys, Personal Itch, and insurance companies.

When your Mercury goes retrograde, my advice is junk it and buy a Honda before you put any more money in it. That's what I say.

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[jodymeme.livejournal.com]

serious legal problems - check
bad government surprises - check
social disasters - check
medical "fun" - check

[jodymeme.livejournal.com]

and, strangely enough, the four elements above are part of one big problem.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

Yes! I now official blame mercury.
for everything.
ever.

[bruisedhips.livejournal.com]

PS Mercury is the new Canada.

[threepunchstuff.livejournal.com]

Please do not publicize our conversation re: personal itch, thanks plz.

[hweimei.livejournal.com]

Note to self: disable pop-up angst.